The Cat Butt Coloring Book & Feline Facts
Dingo reveals he finally opened Christmas presents from his parents (in late February) and discovered an adult coloring book featuring cats and their anuses, complete with fun facts. The hosts share various cat trivia including the fact that a cat's butt facing you is a sign of friendship, cats can sprint 30 mph, and cats drink from toilets. The episode gets its title from this bizarre gift that becomes the jumping-off point for increasingly absurd animal facts.
Dogs Eating Shit & Litter Box Drama
The conversation takes a turn into dog behavior, with Robbbie and Dingo sharing horror stories about their dogs' love of feces—whether from cat litter boxes, diapers, or anywhere else. Dingo discusses installing a baby gate around his litter box to keep his dog out, only to realize he now has to clean it more frequently. The hosts debate whether this behavior is disgusting or just 'nature running its course,' though everyone agrees it's pretty gross.
Diaper Disasters & Parenting Fails
The guys recount nightmare scenarios involving diapers, including the infamous washing machine incident where a diaper gets mixed in with clothes, covering everything in gel beads. Dingo mentions the issue of his dog destroying disposable diapers to get at the absorbent beads inside, creating a mess that can't be vacuumed. Robbbie and Dingo commiserate about the chaos of parenthood, while Tad—seemingly without kids—sits back and enjoys their misery.
Porta Potty Linguistics & Sewage Humor
The hosts go on a tangent debating the correct pronunciation and name for portable toilets (Porter John vs. Port-a-Potty vs. Porto), which leads to a dark discussion about a person who died huffing a porta potty. They describe the horrifying nature of communal portable toilets—the fermented mixture of vomit, feces, and blue disinfectant—and question the blue goo's relationship to barber shop sterilizer.
Drug Smoke & A Thousand Ways to Die
The guys briefly pivot to discussing which drugs are worst to smoke, with mentions of meth and fentanyl. This leads to a nostalgic discussion of the TV show 'A Thousand Ways to Die' and how it educated them about disturbing ways people can harm themselves, including huffing various substances. Dingo admits the show 'gave him too many ideas' as a kid, which the hosts joke about extensively.
Robbbie: "When you get a diaper accidentally in the washing machine with all the clothes. my God, never do that. It's the worst thing that can happen. All your clothes are just covered in those beads or whatever."← All episode posts