S01E28

Rumpleforeskin That Platypussy

The Dingo Weekly Podcast  ·  September 4, 2025
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On this episode of The Dingo Weekly, Robbbie, Tad Nasty, and Dingo Jackson dive deep into the unglamorous reality of parenting multiple kids—and why one host is dangerously close to convincing his wife to have a fourth. Between nocturnal bedroom invasions and creative sleep discipline methods, the crew explores the darker side of the family life that no parenting book prepares you for.

The Sleep Deprivation Spiral: Parenting Three Kids

Robbbie opens up about the relentless exhaustion that comes with three children, including a newborn whose arrival triggered a complete regression in his older daughter's sleeping habits. She now threatens violence to get into his bed every night, while his middle son invents increasingly absurd excuses to leave his own room. The hosts joke about the 'Tad Method'—locking kids in another room so parents can actually sleep—and discuss failed sleep training tools like color-changing alarm clocks that kids simply unplug.

Negotiation Tactics: When Your Kid Threatens to Kill Everyone

The crew marvels at Robbbie's daughter's aggressive negotiation strategy—explicitly threatening to murder the entire household if not allowed into her parents' bed. Dingo notes that older siblings' excitement about new babies evaporates overnight, replaced by genuine hatred. The hosts explore the chaotic reality of having multiple children with competing sleep demands, including a middle child who strategically times his room invasions and then brags about 'doing good' when caught.

Gas vs. Electric Lawnmowers: The Great Yard Work Debate

Tad shares his recent purchase of a new 163-horsepower gas push mower from Menards with an 11% rebate, while comparing it to electric alternatives. Robbbie advocates strongly for gas mowers after his terrible experience with battery-powered equipment that never held a charge. The conversation covers self-propelled features, corded electric risks, and the pure joy of getting a quality tool that actually works—with Tad's new model even featuring a hose port for cleaning.

Heat Stroke, Yard Work, and Nearly Dying

Tad recounts a harrowing day of outdoor yard work where he got dangerously close to heat stroke while mowing in extreme heat. The hosts riff on his missed swimming opportunity and his commitment to daily yard work, with Robbbie begging him to come fix his own neglected lawn. The segment explores the physical toll of outdoor maintenance and why Tad keeps self-destructively pushing himself in dangerous conditions.

Bird Rescue Ethics and Distressed Wildlife

Dingo claims to have rescued a baby bird at the beach after extensive Googling while it 'writhed on the concrete.' Tad accuses him of lying and references kicking another bird, while the hosts question where they keep finding these distressed avians. The bit touches on genuine wildlife rescue confusion—nestlings versus fledglings—wrapped in the show's trademark dark humor about animal welfare.

I don't mind if you lie to me or anyone listening, but don't lie to yourself. You're miserable. It sucks. - Dingo Jackson
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