S01E32

Beam Me Up, Charlie

The Dingo Weekly Podcast  ·  September 25, 2025
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In this episode of The Dingo Weekly, Robbbie, Tad Nasty, and Dingo Jackson wade into the conspiracy theory cesspool surrounding a recent high-profile shooting. What starts as a heartwarming discussion about a discarded shopping cart quickly pivots into absurd theories from MAGA Twitter, with the hosts dissecting everything from Israeli hit squads to staged false flags with the irreverent comedic energy you'd expect.

The Great Shopping Cart Mystery

The episode opens with Dingo discovering a perfectly good shopping cart left at the curb during garbage night. The hosts debate whether it was a sign of anarchy, a gift from a homeless person, or simply practical refuse. Robbbie even confesses to stealing shopping carts in college to transport groceries via the Metra, defending the humble cart as an underrated utility device.

Left vs. Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories

Tad breaks down the main conspiracy theories circulating on Twitter/X following the shooting. The primary theories include: the left orchestrated it, right-wing Jews (specifically those connected to Netanyahu and Ben Shapiro) ordered a hit, and the far-right QAnon crowd claiming it was staged and he's still alive.

The Netanyahu Funding Angle

According to one conspiracy theory, Charlie Kirk was assassinated because he refused funding from Netanyahu and backed out of a collaboration trip to Israel. The theory gained traction after Kirk allegedly said questionable things about Israel during a recent appearance with Ben Shapiro, prompting conspiracy theorists to suggest Ben's 'team of guys' put out a hit.

The Orange Man Inside Job Theory

Some conspiracy theorists believe the shooting was orchestrated by the former administration because Kirk wanted the Epstein files released. The hosts debate whether Kirk was actually questioning things or if he fell in line with his followers, questioning whether he would jeopardize his movement by rocking the boat.

QAnon Staging and Ballistics Debates

The most extreme conspiracy claims the entire incident was staged, with Kirk either dead but faked alive, or completely alive in hiding. Meanwhile, MAGA gun enthusiasts are questioning the ballistics, debating whether a 30-06 round could have caused the observed injuries, with some even analyzing whether his nipples were visible to determine if he wore body armor.

He's with Tupac in Cuba. — Dingo Jackson
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