The Great Shopping Cart Mystery
The episode opens with Dingo discovering a perfectly good shopping cart left at the curb during garbage night. The hosts debate whether it was a sign of anarchy, a gift from a homeless person, or simply practical refuse. Robbbie even confesses to stealing shopping carts in college to transport groceries via the Metra, defending the humble cart as an underrated utility device.
Left vs. Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories
Tad breaks down the main conspiracy theories circulating on Twitter/X following the shooting. The primary theories include: the left orchestrated it, right-wing Jews (specifically those connected to Netanyahu and Ben Shapiro) ordered a hit, and the far-right QAnon crowd claiming it was staged and he's still alive.
The Netanyahu Funding Angle
According to one conspiracy theory, Charlie Kirk was assassinated because he refused funding from Netanyahu and backed out of a collaboration trip to Israel. The theory gained traction after Kirk allegedly said questionable things about Israel during a recent appearance with Ben Shapiro, prompting conspiracy theorists to suggest Ben's 'team of guys' put out a hit.
The Orange Man Inside Job Theory
Some conspiracy theorists believe the shooting was orchestrated by the former administration because Kirk wanted the Epstein files released. The hosts debate whether Kirk was actually questioning things or if he fell in line with his followers, questioning whether he would jeopardize his movement by rocking the boat.
QAnon Staging and Ballistics Debates
The most extreme conspiracy claims the entire incident was staged, with Kirk either dead but faked alive, or completely alive in hiding. Meanwhile, MAGA gun enthusiasts are questioning the ballistics, debating whether a 30-06 round could have caused the observed injuries, with some even analyzing whether his nipples were visible to determine if he wore body armor.
He's with Tupac in Cuba. — Dingo Jackson← All episode posts