Where's Jelly Goose? The Missing Podcaster Mystery
The hosts discuss their guest Jelly Goose, who appeared on the podcast once and has since completely disappeared from the internet. His friends have reached out looking for him, and a missing persons report may have been filed. The crew theorizes about what happened, with Dingo suggesting his "deportable sounding name" might have caught the attention of immigration enforcement. They express genuine concern for his wellbeing and ask listeners for any information about his whereabouts.
Tracking Down Play: Internet Surveillance Comedy
When another guest, Play, fails to show up on time, Robbbie reveals he can monitor his internet activity and discover that Play is actually home watching The Expanse. Dingo then maliciously looks up and spoils the entire final season of the show as revenge for being stood up, demonstrating the petty chaos that ensues when hosts have access to guest surveillance data.
PragerU's Teacher Qualification Test: A Dark Look at Education Politics
Dingo reveals that PragerU released 34 qualifying test questions for teachers in Florida, with the organization claiming to combat "radical agendas" in schools. The hosts read PragerU's own language about fighting "gender ideology" and "anti-American narratives," and Tad points out the absurdity of framing lessons about slavery being bad as somehow anti-American, sparking dark commentary on the state of education politics.
Trust Issues and Friend Drama
Early in the episode, Dingo brings up that a close friend who he talks to daily threw a party 20 minutes away without inviting him. The hosts debate whether this warrants concern, with Tad eventually suggesting it's "water under the bridge" and they should move on. Robbbie jokes that everyone involved should just get over it, though the underlying tension about friendship and exclusion runs throughout the conversation.
He's playing a show called The Expanse... He's on season five, episode four. Fuck yeah. The Expanse Season 5 ending. Marco and Narros is planned to deliver the proto molecule resulting in the destruction of a Martian ship... You know what? Fuck that, I'm going right to season six. I'm gonna ruin the whole show for you now. - Dingo Jackson← All episode posts