Tad's Massive New Couch Disaster
Tad's wife ordered a "fucking huge" couch without measuring the living room, and now the entire space is essentially just couch. Tad didn't even want it—the old couch was perfectly fine—but his wife ordered it anyway and promptly threw out the original furniture without even attempting to sell it. The hosts joke about the chaos of unsolicited home purchases and Tad's unwillingness to deal with pickup logistics.
Dingo's Mysterious 'Poop Rocks' Saga
While not extensively detailed in this episode, the hosts reference Dingo's "poop rocks" as one of 2025's defining moments. The saga is teased as a major highlight, though the crew leaves listeners wanting more specifics—a classic Dingo Weekly move that keeps people tuning in.
Bathroom PSAs & Flushing Ethics
The crew launches into an extended riff about toilet flushing habits, with Dingo delivering increasingly unhinged PSAs about making sure to flush at night. They discuss the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" philosophy, the horror of forgotten piss fermenting overnight, and children's mysterious habit of leaving day-old shit unflushed. Robbbie and Tad mostly suffer through Dingo's bathroom observations with tired agreement.
Asparagus Pee & Costco Adventures
Dingo shares his genuine excitement about the distinctive smell of his pee after eating asparagus, confessing that he actually looks forward to peeing to experience it. His wife thinks he's weird, but he's unapologetic. The hosts also discuss their various Costco hauls, including Tad's suspiciously large bag of salad and Dingo's efficient hot dog-only lunch strategy.
Geopolitical Dread & War Rumors
The conversation takes a sharp turn into international relations when Tad casually mentions rumors of a potential Venezuela conflict and Putin sending generals to align with Maduro. The hosts grapple with the depressing reality that even Russia doesn't particularly like the U.S. anymore, culminating in the bleak observation that 'we are alone.'
It's 1AM. Do you know where your piss is? —Dingo Jackson← All episode posts