Bill Pulte: The Grifter Appointed to Run National Intelligence
The hosts dive deep into their personal history with Bill Pulte, the Twitter philanthropist turned Bed Bath & Beyond hype man, now picked by Trump to be Director of National Intelligence. Robbbie details Pulte's pattern of preying on vulnerable communities—dangling service dogs to military vets, scamming meme stock believers with $500 events, and being so universally hated that his own family company disavowed him on their homepage. This is painted as potentially the worst cabinet pick yet, given Pulte has zero national security experience and is apparently keeping his other job while holding this role.
Trump's MSG Takeover Ruins the NBA Finals Vibe
Trump's presence at game three of the NBA Finals causes total chaos: he shuts down streets around MSG, bans the press from the locker room, kills a downtown watch party, and generally kills the energy. Dingo's watching the Knicks lose to the Spurs and blames it entirely on Trump's negative aura. The crew notes that New Yorkers—who already hate Trump—are especially pissed about having their playoff celebration neutered by security restrictions and presidential narcissism.
Sandy Hook Shooter Game & Epstein Game on Roblox Rated for 9-Year-Olds
The hosts discuss an absolutely dystopian discovery: someone created a Sandy Hook school shooter game on Roblox where you play as the shooter with a countdown timer until police arrive, and it's rated for ages 9 and up. Tad mentions there's also a Jeffrey Epstein kidnapping game on the platform. The moderation is so lax that while Roblox claims to have age-verification systems for mature content, clearly nothing is working. The conversation devolves into dark humor about what's considered 'appropriate' for children on a platform designed for kids.
ICE Raids Gutting South Florida's Landscaping Workforce
Robbbie reports from his parents' house in Boca that ICE raids have wiped out the local landscaping crews—their lawn hasn't been cut in three weeks because all the landscapers have been swept up. The hosts discuss how casual these raids are, how many deaths happen in ICE custody that nobody reports, and the broader dystopian reality of mass deportations destroying essential service industries while Americans turn a blind eye.
Grocery Prices Are NOT Down (Despite What Conservatives Claim)
Dingo's been arguing with YouTube commenters who claim grocery prices have gone down, pointing to eggs and chicken as proof. Tad breaks down the actual data: bread went down 7 cents nationally, but ground beef now costs more than minimum wage. The hosts contextualize inflation through COVID supply chain collapse and the Ukraine war—factors conservatives conveniently forget when blaming Biden. They mock the anecdotal reasoning and willful ignorance required to believe the economy is actually better.
Unknown US Military Deaths in Iran Conflict & Government Cover-Up
The crew discusses how there are at least 15 confirmed US soldier deaths in the ongoing Iran conflict, but the actual number is likely much higher due to spotty reporting and serious strikes on bases. They note that the government isn't transparently accounting for casualties, and eventually family members will demand answers—you can't keep that many deaths secret forever.
Palatine High School Website Hack: A Bright Spot of Chaos
In a rare moment of levity, the hosts celebrate an unknown hacker (likely a student) who infiltrated Palatine High School's website and changed all the administrators' names and titles to trap lord references like 'Lean Sippin Mark Langer' and other hip-hop culture jokes. It's stupid, it's funny, and it briefly distracts from the hell-scape of American politics. (Though they later learn the hacker got caught.)
You have to be older than the kids you're killing. Otherwise it's inappropriate. —Dingo Jackson, on Roblox's age-rating system for a Sandy Hook shooter game← All episode posts