The Daily Does Reddit Part 1

Robbbie And there we are, all right. Welcome another segment of The Dingo Weekly. It's great to have everyone here. Dingo, Tad?

Tad Great to be here.

Dingo Present.

Robbbie Everyone's present and accounted for. I'm Robbie, probably, again. And today we're gonna do something a little different. I mean, every day is gonna be different. This is only our second episode. So everything is different in the beginning, because who knows what's going on. But instead of picking a topic like we did last time, we did parenting today, we're just gonna scroll through some Reddit posts. We're gonna give our opinions. And I think we're gonna have a good time. So let's see what we got here. I'm on, am I the asshole? I think this is gonna be our bread and butter today.

Tad Are they assholes?

Robbbie Are they assholes? That's for us to decide. I mean, we can look at some comments, see what the general public says as well.

Tad Screw that.

Robbbie Yeah, screw that. Let's determine on our own.

Dingo Present.

Robbbie I think we should be the arbiters of assholery.

Dingo I'm sick today. I just want everyone to know. So.

Tad Me too.

Dingo If I say anything stupid, I can't be held accountable. There's a lot of cold medicine.

Robbbie I mean, your name's on the door, so you're accountable for all of this.

Dingo All right, that's, fuck it. Let's do it.

Robbbie And I was sick last week, so excuses are not tolerated at The Dingo Daily, The Dingo Weekly, The Dingo Yearly.

Dingo Well, if it goes in my favor, I'm going to make that excuse every week. So heads up.

Robbbie Fair enough. OK, let's see. We got one here. Am I the asshole for telling my brother's girlfriend that she's weird as fuck?

Dingo No. Next.

Robbbie From a female 19 year old. No. Next.

Dingo You're not. You can say whatever you want to that bit. They're not going to last anyway. How old are they? Did it say?

Robbbie It says the person writing this is a female who's 19 and has a twin brother. Oh, is that your sister? Are you really 19? She's weird as fuck. Next.

Dingo Next.

Robbbie Am I the asshole for giving back my birthday gifts and then throwing them in the trash? I turned 16 last week.

Dingo Oh, God. It's hormones. Next. You are the asshole, actually. Next. Don't throw your birthday presents in the trash. Yeah.

Robbbie Asshole. Oh, okay. Here we go. Am I the asshole for telling my white boyfriend, I don't want to empathize with racist people at work? A female 26-year-old black woman.

Dingo Can I go on?

Robbbie Female woman.

Tad Female woman.

Robbbie Okay. Okay, let's go.

Dingo I could say things that get me in trouble.

Robbbie Yeah, let's let's get a little racy here. I, female 26, black, work on an older men's inpatient ward. The environment is tricky. Some of the patients are mentally unwell and say random racist things. Some are cognitively well and cognitively well. I think she means unwell and just racist. And some are genuinely lovely. I told my boyfriend, 28 male, about some of the racist things I've experienced, and he acknowledged that what happened was wrong. But then I feel like he's blamed me and tried to justify the racism. He said that I should have reported the racism and seemed to imply that it was partly my fault for not doing so. He also feels things won't get better if I don't report it and have to take responsibility for that. Here's why I disagree. One, I document everything and have spoken to my supervisor about it. She said, I can take it further if I want, but I haven't because what can be done about mentally unwell men? Two, his suggestion felt like blaming me instead of recognizing that I'm navigating a very complex emotionally taxing environment. Three, I don't think reporting to HR will actually change their minds. A lot of them are unwell or set in their ways. He told me I should try to empathize with the people being racist, saying I should understand their background and effect of immigration on their views. Also, the best way to defeat racism is to understand where they're coming from and offer an alternative perspective.

Dingo Oh my god.

Robbbie I don't know about that. He said that. I think break up with him.

Tad I think it sounds like her boyfriend's an asshole.

Robbbie I think the boyfriend. Yeah. Where are you becoming an asshole in this? If you're being discriminated against.

Dingo Yeah. What is that the question?

Robbbie When do you become the asshole?

Dingo Someone said a bunch of racist shit to me. Am I an asshole? What? I don't see the pro. No, he's the asshole.

Robbbie I guess she's such an asshole.

Dingo You're such an asshole.

Robbbie What a dick. Just take the racism on the chin. Come on. Hold on. There's more. One, being anti-immigration is not an excuse to be racist. Two, not all the men are racist. And they all grew up with immigration. So racism is a personal issue. Three, it feels like justifying the racism, which I can't get behind. Four, it again feels very blaming, like it's my fault and I need to be the one to fix it. I'm sorry, but I just don't want to empathize with racists. Five, this argument doesn't acknowledge how emotionally difficult it is to work to help people and to be degraded because of my race. Finally, he said that because I work in mental health, I should be more understanding of them and follow ethical guidelines. Here's why that bothered me. She loves lists.

Dingo Oh, this guy talks too much. Break up with him for that. He said all this? Jesus.

Robbbie Of course it bothers you. So he said he's putting himself in my shoes and this is what he would do. And he's being a pathetic. I feel blamed and he lacks empathy for me. Am I the asshole for being overly sensitive and not doing as much as I can? Or is he the asshole? He's obviously the asshole here. Come on, girl.

Dingo This whole thing could have been avoided if he just shut up and let her vent.

Robbbie This whole thing didn't need to be a post.

Dingo No, clearly you're not the asshole.

Tad Yeah, definitely not the asshole.

Dingo What did it say what race her boyfriend was?

Tad White.

Robbbie Am I the asshole for telling my white boyfriend I don't want to empathize with racist people at work?

Dingo Oh, yeah. What a dipshit. This is an old folks home or something? They're all just going to die off anyway. Just hang in there.

Robbbie Yeah. Well, I don't know. It's an old folks home. It's an inpatient ward. Older men's, I guess, older older men's inpatient ward.

Dingo All right. Just wait it out. And some of them are crazy. So, you know, put stuff in their food. Have fun with it.

Robbbie Yeah, definitely have fun with it at work, but also definitely break up with your your boyfriend. It sounds crazy.

Dingo Yeah, not yet. Valentine's Day is coming up soon, so just be really sad until then and guilt them into buying you something expensive and then get out of there.

Robbbie You know, that's great advice. And that's why we have this at The Dingo Weekly.

Dingo If we can help just one person, we've done our we've done our job.

Robbbie Yeah. And so Hot Day is her name.

Dingo Hot Day.

Robbbie Break up with your boyfriend. Hot Day. I won't say the whole full thing, but we'll call her Hot Day.

Tad Yeah. Hot Day. You're not an asshole. Your boyfriend is.

Robbbie Hot Day. You're not an asshole.

Tad Yeah.

Robbbie Break up.

Tad All right.

Robbbie On to the next one. Am I the asshole for breaking my nine years of friendship over? He kept badgering me with the same question. When are you getting married all the time?

Dingo Yeah. Annoying. No, that's dumb.

Tad You're not an asshole.

Dingo You're not an asshole.

Tad It sounds like your friend is an asshole. Why are these people hanging out with all these assholes?

Robbbie Who cares? You get married? You get married? When are you getting married? Who gives a shit?

Dingo I'm not going to invite you anyway, dick.

Robbbie Am I the asshole for flipping on all the lights and vacuuming right in front of my roommates and their shared guy at 2 a.m.? Their shared guy? Wait, what?

Dingo I just want to know what that is.

Tad Yeah, we're going to have to dig into this one, I think.

Robbbie I need I needed them to define shared guy.

Dingo Were they sharing a gentleman?

Robbbie It sounds like they're sharing a gentleman.

Dingo Okay.

Robbbie We're going to find out, because I got to dig into that. At a minimum, I need to find out that, whether she's an asshole or not. What's a shared guy? Okay, so I, 22-year-old female, live with two roommates, both 23-year-old females, and I'm honestly at my wits end with them. The situation is crazy, but I need some outside opinions, because I'm starting to question if I'm the one who's out of line here. So here's the deal, my roommates both keep bringing the same guy over. Let's call him Chad. And having sex with him on our shared couch every time. Like every time.

Dingo All right, you're not the asshole.

Robbbie She's italicizing. This is emphasis she's adding. It's not even a one-off thing. The guy is over all the time. And it's like a revolving door of people coming in and out. A revolving door of people or this guy? I hope it's just this one guy and the two roommates is the people.

Dingo I don't know. I don't I don't shame.

Robbbie Are they sharing him, though? Or is it separate? Are these constant threesomes?

Dingo I don't know. Just the fact that it's on the shared couch.

Robbbie Yeah, I don't like the shared couch of it all. Yeah, that's a don't don't do that. If you have a roommate and you have a shared living space, shared living furniture, don't use it for your sexual exploits.

Dingo That's a good rule to live by.

Tad Especially not when everyone's home. Like, do it secretly.

Dingo Or get leather. Get leather couches.

Robbbie Preferably leather. Yes. Um, where are we? Every single time, they just have their loud casual sex right there on the couch, as if we're all living in some kind of college sitcom. I've tried talking to them multiple times, asking if they could at least be a little more respectful of our shared space, but every time I try to bring it up, they act like I'm the weird one, saying things like, it's just sex. Calm down.

Dingo That's her request. She goes out to the kitchen for a drink, and is like, can you guys just, you know, you knocked over the lamp last time. Like, take that shit somewhere else. Get the hose. Start spraying.

Robbbie You're being so dramatic right now. Yeah, right. Well, then you got a wet couch I got to deal with in the morning. I don't, that's the whole thing.

Dingo Sounds like she already did have a wet couch she had to deal with, so. What? I'd rather have water.

Robbbie Who owns the couch? I know it's a shared couch.

Tad I don't know.

Robbbie They honestly seem to think it's no big deal, and I'm left to sit there trying to study or watch TV while Chad and his two girlfriends turn the living room into their personal love nest. Chad, do they not have bedrooms?

Dingo Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, just Chad, just move somewhere. Come on, Chad. I mean, it's not Chad's fault. It's not his place.

Robbbie So, I mean, Chad's the fucking man, though, right? Is that the question? Chad's crushing it.

Dingo Chad's not the asshole here.

Robbbie I'm still not sure if these are threesomes, or if Chad is just, like, going back and forth between the two roommates.

Tad I read ahead a little bit, and it does seem like they are threesomes.

Robbbie Oh, fun. And spoiler alert.

Tad Spoiler alert.

Robbbie Well, last night, I finally had enough. It was around 2 a.m. I was trying to sleep, but sure enough, I hear them come in, Chad included. I figured I could let it slide for about 10 minutes, but nope, the sounds were getting louder, and I was about to see red, so I did something dramatic. I stormed into the living room, flipped on all the lights, and started vacuuming right in front of them. I didn't even care if they were in the middle of things. I just went for it. I cranked the vacuum to full power, turned it on, started moving back and forth, right in front of them, no shame, no subtlety, just the sound of me cleaning away the mood that they were clearly enjoying. My roommates were staring at me completely dumbfounded. I could only imagine that would be pretty funny. One of them actually said, what are you doing?

Dingo He's vacuuming.

Robbbie I just looked at them and said, you know, thought the couch needed a good cleaning after all the action it's been getting. Fair enough. Eventually, Chad got up, muttering something about how this wasn't worth it. Chad, it's worth it. Get in there.

Dingo Oh, damn.

Robbbie And they both dragged him out of the apartment.

Dingo Chad had options. He doesn't need to deal with this shit.

Robbbie On to the next one, Chad. You're good.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie And they both dragged him out of the apartment. I went back to my room feeling both triumphant and slightly embarrassed by how far I'd gone. Now my roommates are livid. They've been calling me disrespectful, saying I shouldn't have ruined their time like that. One of them said I could have just gone to my room if I didn't want to see it, but at this point, I'm just over it. They've had weeks of me asking nicely and they've shown zero respect. So Reddit, am I the asshole for flipping lights on, vacuuming in front of my roommates and Chad to get them to leave?

Dingo I know the answer is no. No, you're not the asshole, but kinda like, I mean, could have waited. Chad didn't do anything. Leave the poor guy alone.

Robbbie Chad is, I don't want to say he's the asshole.

Dingo Of course not.

Robbbie I love Chad. Chad's my man right now. It could be more respectful, Chad, but also, good job, Chad.

Tad Good job, Chad.

Robbbie Not the asshole, right? Yeah, that's fucked up.

Tad Yeah, I'm going to say not the asshole. I mean, seems like maybe it's something that should have been talked about before it was, you know, got to the point where you're going to act on it. Like, you know, say, hey, maybe don't fuck Chad on the couch. But that should also be implied. Like, you share a living space.

Robbbie Well, it sounds like she tried.

Tad Don't fuck in the common areas.

Robbbie How many times can you ask before?

Dingo It sounds like there was three of them living there, right? So she's the odd man out.

Tad Yep.

Dingo Did you ever think of maybe just, if you can't beat him, join him? There's a reason people say that. It wasn't working when you were, you know, just get in there, girl.

Robbbie It's very European.

Dingo Yeah, it's 2025.

Robbbie Yeah. You know what? Maybe you are an asshole. You should have just hopped in there, rolled with the, I don't want to say punches.

Dingo I mean, there might be.

Robbbie The donging.

Dingo It could be some light punching.

Robbbie A little Californication, fucking and punching.

Dingo All right. You guys win.

Robbbie All right. Well, then that settles it. She's the asshole for not joining in the pleasure.

Dingo Asshole.

Robbbie Asshole.

Tad I'm sure Chad feels the same way.

Robbbie Chad thinks she's the asshole for sure. From Chad's point of view, what an asshole.

Dingo It's unanimous.

Robbbie I'm just doing something.

Dingo I'm just doing stuff.

Robbbie I'm Team Chad and Chad says she's the asshole. She's the asshole.

Dingo Decided.

Robbbie Am I the asshole? I'm on to the next one.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie I'm over it. Sorry. Am I the asshole for refusing to change my order at a restaurant because my girlfriend didn't like my food?

Tad Wait. No.

Dingo No.

Robbbie What?

Dingo Leave her at the restaurant. Next.

Robbbie I was going to order something. I'm going to order something. Girlfriend's like, no, no, I want you to order this so I could eat your shit while I also eat my shit. And I'm like, no, I'm going to get what I want. And she's like, fuck you.

Dingo No, no, of course not.

Robbbie Oh, he name dropped. He name dropped Emily.

Dingo Emily.

Robbbie He's been dating Emily for about a year now.

Dingo Oh, forget it.

Robbbie She's an amazing person, but she can be a bit picky with food.

Dingo And she's not an amazing person. You need to change your benchmark for amazing. She's fine, probably.

Robbbie She's a person.

Dingo No, she cries in movies and she tips well and she smiles nice. She's amazing. No, she tells you what to eat in a restaurant. She's a bitch. Leave her. Leave her tonight at the restaurant.

Robbbie We have no details on this. Well, we have some details on this, but...

Dingo I don't need any. I've got all I need.

Robbbie I think we've heard enough.

Tad I don't like Emily.

Robbbie I don't like Emily.

Dingo Fuck you, Emily. Sorry, Emily. The cold medicine is really kicking in. I'm sure you're amazing.

Robbbie Fuck you, Emily. Uh, okay. Am I the asshole for refusing to lie to my family? I don't even want to hear that. Am I the asshole for telling my friend's girlfriend that he cheated on her?

Dingo Hmm.

Robbbie Whose friend are you?

Tad Hmm.

Dingo Nah.

Tad Hmm.

Robbbie No? Okay.

Dingo I'm already confused by all the friends, friends, girlfriends.

Robbbie I have a friend.

Dingo No, no, I'm lost.

Robbbie He cheated on his girlfriend.

Dingo I'm lost.

Robbbie I told his girlfriend.

Dingo Two people, Max, involved.

Robbbie Too many levels, so like...

Dingo Too many people.

Robbbie Three degrees to Kevin Bacon or...

Dingo The threesome was already throwing me off. I couldn't keep track.

Robbbie Was Chad laying pipe with both them or not?

Dingo I just, just tell me about Chad. Keep it to one person.

Robbbie I want... How can we get Chad on the podcast?

Tad Yeah, can we get Chad on the show here?

Robbbie Chad, if you're out there, if you went through a situation similar to what was just discussed, please reach out to us. Info at thedingodaylee.com. Please. Much appreciated, Chad.

Dingo But not you, Emily.

Robbbie Emily, I swear to God.

Dingo If I get an email from you, I'm going to be so pissed.

Robbbie I shouldn't have shared that email. Chad, figure it out. Find us. I might have bleeped the email. You'll find me. Anyways, am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend, I would prefer for her not to have an abortion, but that I'd be open to whatever decision? That's a tricky one. You don't really, it's always like, oh, it's up to the woman only. But like also, I helped. But you don't want to say anything because like it kind of is, it's her body. And I, that's a tricky one.

Dingo Yeah, I don't know if I could even put myself in that guy's head. All I know is if someone was like, hey, I'm pregnant, but I'm going to get rid of it. I'm going to be like, great, I don't even have to turn my brain on. It's already done.

Robbbie Well, he wants the baby.

Dingo So, all right, read it. Let's let's let's jump in.

Robbbie He it's a pretty short one. He he's saying that he prefers to have the baby. He prefers it, which is admirable. OK, I would say a lot of fathers out there, not fathers, but potential fathers don't prefer to have the baby.

Dingo What was his boyfriend girlfriend? Are they married?

Robbbie Girlfriend. Let's hear it. My girlfriend of two years. OK, told me today that a couple of pregnancy tests came back positive. A couple just kept taking them and like they kept saying positive. I was like, I can't be right.

Dingo I was peon on everything. It was all positive.

Robbbie So a couple of pregnancy tests came back and that she is leaning towards an abortion, but wanted my input to help make her decision. I told her that I would like for her to keep the baby and that we can work something out together. I left it at that. But emphasize that I'm open to whatever she chooses because in the end, it's nine months she has to go through and it's her body. That will go through the changes. At first, she was appreciative, but then she got agitated saying that I should have pled the fifth and give all decision making to her. She's given me BS all evening. Also saying I'm trying to be controlling. I simply gave her my input as she asked. She initially appreciated it, but then claimed my input was too strong and I should have deflected when she asked, am I the asshole?

Tad I'd say no.

Robbbie No, he seems genuine.

Tad I mean, she asked for his opinion.

Robbbie Yeah, right. I gave an opinion.

Dingo What did I say about keeping your mouth shut? See, he's in trouble because he answered. Just sit there and nod your head. It'll solve 99% of your problems.

Robbbie That's the thing. It's sometimes better to say nothing. Some women, whether they tell you or not, want to be lied to. This is not just like a general all women or like that, but sometimes they don't want the truth. They want to hear what they want to hear, and not women to some men are like that.

Dingo It's not a male female thing.

Robbbie It's yeah, that's fair. All right. I'm being misogynist.

Dingo No, we all went there in our heads. Don't worry.

Robbbie We're all thinking it. The hottest takes from the Dingo Daily.

Dingo Well, I'm just asking questions, just asking questions.

Robbbie Yeah. So she wanted to be lied to. That's what it sounds like. She wanted he she did not want an opinion. Don't play head games. That's I can't be on your side if you're playing head games. You want an opinion? You got an opinion?

Dingo Yep. You got an answer to the question that you asked. Sorry.

Robbbie General public says not the asshole as well, but it gives a shit what they think.

Dingo Yeah, they don't matter.

Robbbie Am I the asshole for pretending to think beans and chili are woke to prank my cousin who is obsessed with being anti woke and who loves chili?

Dingo Okay.

Robbbie This is a weird prank.

Dingo I bet I can guess your cousin is super against woke. You lied and said you heard that beans are woke, and now he hates beans and his chili. Sounds about right. You're not an asshole. That's pretty funny, actually.

Tad That's a great prank.

Dingo If it works, that's funny.

Robbbie This is a pretty long post, so I'm not going to read it, but it ends with that I take this too far. Oh, and then the top comment is that's fucking hilarious. He's so damn fixated on what other people say is woke or not woke that he'll sabotage his own cooking. He handed you that material to prank him with on a silver platter, and he needs to get over it. Yeah, I could just see how that went.

Dingo All right, well, good job. You pranked him. You're not an asshole.

Robbbie Pranked.

Dingo But anyone that uses the term woke and anti-woke, you're an asshole, so shut up.

Robbbie Is food woke? Like, what is this woke bullshit? Like, who? It's so dumb.

Dingo I don't know.

Tad It's really dumb.

Robbbie It's just to get stupid people to listen to your message of hate or whatever.

Dingo Well, it's both. Anyone. I don't care what side of the coin you're on. Just it doesn't mean anything. Stop using it.

Robbbie Agreed. It's just like letting people live their lives.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie Without people being dicks to them. That's what woke is.

Dingo Sorry, I'm too woke for you. Shut up.

Robbbie Dumb.

Dingo Dumb. You're dumb.

Tad Dumb.

Robbbie You're dumb and that's dumb and it's all dumb.

Dingo Everyone's dumb.

Tad I do prefer beans and chili.

Dingo See, this is the stuff we need to know about. What kind of beans though? Do you do the classic three? The white, pinto, and black? What do you like?

Robbbie I like the white.

Dingo You spice it up with some garbanzo.

Tad I like a kidney bean.

Dingo A nice thick kidney bean.

Tad I could do a garbanzo.

Dingo I won't do a garbanzo on there.

Robbbie Isn't a garbanzo just a chickpea?

Dingo Yeah, but I wouldn't let a garbanzo on my face.

Tad Ba dum. Shh.

Robbbie Oh, that's funny. Okay, so let's continue. Actually, I want to take a moment, real quick, to discuss Tad's Super Bowl prediction, because I don't think we touched on that.

Dingo No, I was waiting for you to bring up the Super Bowl at all.

Tad Oh yeah, that's right. I predicted the Super Bowl winner.

Robbbie And the Super Bowl has happened since this prediction. And I'll give you this, yes, you got the winner right.

Tad I did.

Robbbie But you did not get anything else right.

Tad You're right. You're right about that. I didn't.

Dingo You ruined a lot of prop bets.

Tad It was a little off.

Robbbie I don't know. Should I trust you going forward?

Tad Like half.

Robbbie I'll go with who you choose. I'll go with who you choose, but not how they got there.

Tad Yeah, I'll give you that.

Dingo Yeah, it's not about the destination. It's the journey.

Robbbie It's the journey. And Ted has no idea what's going to happen on this journey.

Dingo The journey is where all the good money is. So thanks a lot, Ted.

Tad Sorry, guys.

Robbbie It's all right, because you predicted my Eagles would win. Go Birds. We're all very excited. All of us, all three of us, everyone probably in the world. Yeah, this is wonderful. We're all celebrating. It's it's a victory for for America and for the world. So thank you, Chad. And thank you. Thank you, Eagles. Go Birds.

Dingo No.

Robbbie Anyways, I digress. I found us another subreddit. And I want to I want to switch over to this one for a little bit. This is our advice.

Tad Oh, let's get into it. I give great advice.

Robbbie Yeah, right. I think we're going to give some really good advice. We can maybe go back to calling people assholes. At one point, but let's give some advice for right now.

Dingo I'm going to do it regardless.

Robbbie Yeah.

Dingo Okay, let's give these assholes advice.

Robbbie I mean, we'll probably still try and find the asshole in this advice giving session. Someone's an asshole here. And they wouldn't ask for advice otherwise.

Dingo That's a good point. Stop asking people for advice.

Robbbie Just stop it. Just do whatever feels right. Go with your gut. That's going to be my answer for everyone.

Dingo Go with our guts now.

Robbbie Okay, how can I tell my friends and family that I don't want gifts if it's going to come from Sheen or Tmoo? I've never heard of Sheen.

Dingo So they don't want cheap crap.

Robbbie But are people getting gifts on Tmoo? Yeah, I don't like cheap shit.

Dingo Don't you like buying bulk on there?

Tad Yeah, just say that.

Robbbie What? Are they buying in bulk?

Dingo Just say, I don't want this cheap crap.

Tad Yeah, I mean.

Robbbie Yeah, I mean, someone's giving you a gift. If someone gives you a gift, though, you're like, oh, first of all, your reaction is going to be pretty telling, I'm sure.

Dingo Yeah, you got to fake it.

Robbbie But like, what are you supposed to say? Like, I don't want this. Like, here, I got you this. I got you this. No, thanks.

Dingo Just shop for them at the dollar store. Go to Dollar General and buy their gifts. It's still a gift.

Robbbie That's exactly what you should do.

Dingo Yeah. Say, thank you. It's lovely, Aunt Tammy or whatever. And then just give them...

Tad I mean, it sounds like that person's an asshole.

Dingo Yeah. You're an asshole. Next.

Robbbie Yep. I think they're the asshole, and they should be an asshole right back to them by getting them shitty gifts, too. Well, I'm really kind of reading through this now. It doesn't sound like this is a reciprocal kind of thing. It's just the mom wants to get her a couch from Tmoo. Just the mom being a nice mom.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie And she's like, fuck you, mom. I don't want your garbage. Just say no, it's your mom. Like, what is she going to cry about? Like, turning down a couch. Like, all right, whatever. I don't got to spend money on you.

Dingo You just got to say you don't want a couch, and then just live without a couch. And then when she dies, get a nice couch. Problem solved.

Robbbie Yeah.

Tad Say, fuck your couch.

Robbbie If my kid was like, I don't want you to buy me this, I'd be like, perfect.

Tad Like, great.

Robbbie Just tell her no. Great.

Dingo I want your broke ass crap, dad.

Robbbie Yeah, right. I wouldn't want it either. All right. Let's let's go on to the next one. She said she'd text me, but it's been over a month. What do I do? Move on, guy. Yeah. Move on.

Dingo Yeah. Why are you even talking about this?

Robbbie It's over. I don't think we need any more context here. Like, just move on. So I, a 23-year-old male, have never had a girlfriend for a few reasons. Oh, it's over, dude.

Dingo I guess that, you know what you should do? Show up at her house. Just show up and look in the window and make sure she's there. And then if she is, just start knocking and don't go away until you get an answer, because it's rude not to text. There you go.

Robbbie Oh, man. You know, the thing is... Oh, I'm sorry. You got me. She probably doesn't even think of you. She... It's been a month.

Dingo She forgot you exist.

Robbbie Like, she's not thinking about you at all.

Dingo So go remind her that you exist.

Tad Yeah. Get a boombox, play some Peter Gabriel.

Dingo Go through her trash.

Robbbie Oh, no.

Dingo Pick through the trash. See what she likes. She's not giving you anything to work with. Open her garbage. See what magazines she's subscribed to. Get her something from there. You're welcome.

Tad Get her something from Tmoo.

Dingo All right. I think we nailed that one.

Robbbie Oh, guys, I'm losing it. Yeah.

Tad You got me.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie I'm feeling some kind of way today. Oh, man.

Dingo Who else can we help?

Robbbie Yeah.

Tad All right. So settled.

Robbbie Go through trash, get her items related to her trash.

Dingo Yeah. She just forgot. She just forgot. She needs a reminder. That's all it is. Don't overthink it. She loves you like you love her.

Robbbie And get her stuff from Tmoo. And then she'll be yours. She'll be yours forever. Tmoo and trash. Trash gifts. Oh, man. You got me on that one.

Tad All right.

Robbbie Let's see. My wife's sister is cheating on her husband. Hmm. So?

Dingo Is it with him? That would be a twist. How do I know this, you may ask? Because it's with me.

Robbbie You're cheating on your wife's, on your wife with her sister? And then you posted about it? Oh, this is your username. What in the world?

Dingo All right.

Robbbie Dingo, tell us what happened.

Dingo My wife doesn't have a sister, so nice try. Not caught.

Robbbie So close. Mine does.

Dingo So close.

Robbbie But this is not me either. All right. So there's there's a lot to unpack here. And I'll try not to get into too much detail. I recently recently found out that my wife's sister is cheating on her husband with another man. First in secret, but the husband found out and had worked out that they wanted to stay together because they got a little kid, one year old together. Oh, he like he wanted to stay with his wife, like the other guy.

Dingo Okay, so it she was already caught. And now it's just like, I mean, obviously she's going to do it again.

Robbbie Wait, the husband. Oh, the her the sister's husband found out.

Dingo Yeah, she was cheating and got busted.

Robbbie But the sister, the wife's sister and her husband won. Okay, I'm sorry. Right. Okay, so she was still speaking to the guy she was sleeping with. He is was also cheating on his girlfriend with her. Just rat him out because they were still chatting. They meet up again. They meet up again and is cheating again. Is it like this? Are you American? The grammar in here is get throw me.

Dingo You got to rat them out.

Robbbie And they're cheating again.

Dingo You got away with it once, and then you did it again. Yeah, rat him out. The kid's only one.

Robbbie She doesn't want to divorce because he is well... He's well off with a good income and comfortable living space. Oh, man.

Dingo Yeah, okay, divorce. You're gonna get half of it, depending on your local...

Robbbie Is there a pre-note? I don't see anything about a pre-note.

Dingo Laws.

Robbbie The rest of the family doesn't really know what's going on. How can I, we, the family help in this situation? Don't. Honestly, fucking don't. Feels like none of your...

Dingo Write an anonymous note on a brick and throw it through the window.

Robbbie Yeah, don't even do that.

Tad Oh.

Robbbie Go, go through their trash.

Dingo While you're out there throwing the brick, check the trash.

Robbbie Check the trash.

Tad Call Chad.

Robbbie Call Chad. Oh, man.

Dingo I bet it already was him. Chad.

Robbbie Chad will fix everything.

Dingo That is Chad.

Robbbie It was Chad. You know, you know the other man was Chad. Like that's why they're still chatting, because you're not going to not chat with Chad.

Dingo Just just make a new email and send an anonymous email. There you go. That kid's only one years old. He's not going to remember daddy anyway.

Robbbie Yeah. You don't want to, because you stay together in a shitty relationship, and the kid is growing up in a shitty environment. I mean, is that is that better? No, it's probably better to separate. I don't know.

Dingo And take half his shit on your way out.

Robbbie And take half his shit on your way out. Two Christmases or Chanukahs.

Dingo Oh, yeah.

Robbbie If you have two Chanukahs, that's 16 days of presents.

Dingo Oh, so many socks. You're going to be sad for the year.

Robbbie What a blessing. Get dreidels every night. Get some gelt.

Dingo So much gelt. L'chaim.

Robbbie L'chaim. All right. My ex-husband won't accept our divorce and keeps crossing boundaries. You're not accepting it? I want to get a divorce. No. What do you do there?

Dingo Wait, the divorce already happened, right?

Robbbie I don't know. This one's really long.

Dingo Forget it.

Tad Two years ago, November 2023.

Robbbie They share custody of their seven-year-old twins, boy and a girl. Dingo, is this your parents? Are you seven? When was this posted?

Dingo I'm nine now, okay? This is a couple of years ago.

Tad I love one of the last sentences. Please stop DMing me. I'm not looking for anyone, so stop sending inappropriate messages.

Dingo Well, you're about to get three more.

Robbbie The ex-husband won't accept the divorce.

Dingo But they already divorced?

Robbbie Things got worse. These long ones are, it's so hard to talk about.

Dingo Forget it. You don't get advice if you type too much. Shoot them.

Robbbie If you're going to give this many details, just give me a paragraph. Where's Chad GPT to summarize this shit? Even before the war, I'm over this. I'm not reading all this. It's too much.

Dingo Yeah, forget it. Call the cops or shoot them. Pick one.

Robbbie Next. My wife wants to move out of the USA.

Dingo So does everyone.

Tad Yeah.

Robbbie Yeah.

Tad Do it.

Dingo Get in line, lady.

Tad Do it.

Robbbie Just do it. I don't need to hear about that. Do it.

Dingo Nobody wants us anyway.

Robbbie Just do it. If you're feeling it. Wait. Well, they don't want to. The wife does. Just go. Trust me. Listen to your wife is the best advice I can give you. Your wife knows better than you. Just do it. You're welcome.

Dingo Yeah. Go to Portugal. I think they're accepting Americans. There's like four places you can pick from. Throw a dart.

Robbbie Portugal is nice.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie Croatia. That's where I'm going. I don't know if they're accepting, but I got a guy.

Dingo We'll talk after.

Robbbie Okay. Next. I got rejected today. Yeah.

Dingo All right. It's going to happen more.

Robbbie Just deal with the rejection. I don't know what they got rejected about, but sucks to suck.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie You're going to get rejected. Trust me. That's not going to be the last time.

Dingo You're asking people on the internet. You're on Ask Advice on the internet. You're going to get rejected a lot more.

Robbbie Yeah. Oh, wow. They got rejected by their best friend who they've had a crush on for years and didn't know what to do. It's an 18-year-old female. An 18-year-old female getting rejected.

Dingo That's odd. Well, maybe they were 52.

Tad What is the world coming to?

Robbbie Because in real life, they're 52, and this is an internet post full of lies. Didn't even really work. You got 28 karma.

Dingo Yeah. Or it's like some crazy girl. It was like her college professor. Whatever. Suck it up. Just be a total whore from here on out.

Robbbie That's an avenue you can take.

Dingo Yeah. But you don't have to.

Robbbie Yeah. Rejection's going to happen. But I mean, if you are an 18-year-old girl getting rejected, you're going to get rejected a lot more in the future because that's... I can't imagine it getting that much better.

Dingo Tell you what. They're coming for advice. So here's your advice. 18-year-old female getting rejected, don't feel good about yourself, start an OnlyFans. There you go. All your problems are solved.

Robbbie You can make a killing on OnlyFans.

Dingo Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're ugly.

Robbbie You know, the problem with OnlyFans, it doesn't work as well for guys, so I can't utilize that, but oof. Some of these people are making 40-some million dollars this year. Craziness.

Dingo Really? We gotta get some of that for the boys.

Robbbie Craziness.

Dingo What if we start one where it's just guys, and then there's not even the distraction of women. It's just guys posting for other bros, just giving money, supporting the guys.

Tad OnlyMans.

Dingo OnlyMans. Yeah.

Robbbie Well, FutureStar, our good friend FutureStar, he was trying to start an OnlyFans strictly for women, and not even allow men to subscribe, where he provides the content only for the women.

Tad He's the only content?

Dingo He just wants to make his own porn site.

Robbbie He was asking, yeah, well, he was asking if there was like a setting to prevent men from subscribing. He's like, he's like, OnlyFans seems to be geared towards men who are looking for women content. But he's like, there is a whole other half. These women want content too, and I can provide the content for the women. But I mean, just these OnlyFans.

Dingo I mean, that exists already.

Robbbie So what if a dude subscribes?

Dingo You can't stop that. What are you going to do? Ask? Are you a woman? I can't lie on the Internet. You're going to have guys looking at your hog. Just deal with it.

Robbbie And you know, you know we're all going to subscribe.

Dingo What?

Robbbie Maybe not. We just want to support FutureStar. He-

Dingo Oh yeah, just support the bros.

Robbbie He's a rising up and comer.

Dingo Ayo, no pun intended.

Robbbie Just to support the bros. I'm not trying to subscribe to your content. I'm just trying to support the bros.

Dingo You know, he's up and coming.

Robbbie Alright, let's move on.

Dingo Please.

Robbbie He's an up and comer. He's a future star. Interviewed by Local News Today, because Reddit hasn't responded to my appeal for 39 days now. You went to the news because of something that happened on Reddit?

Dingo You're the asshole.

Robbbie This one's pretty short. I'm just going to roll through this. I don't know. I'm a homeless guy using a public computer at the library, and every account I make gets banned without explanation or notification.

Dingo I just called the homeless guy an asshole.

Robbbie Yeah, dude, you're the asshole. So I think the advice I can give is that Dingo's the asshole.

Dingo Yeah, but so is this guy. I stand by it. We're both assholes.

Robbbie I don't know what this guy did. He is just trying to make a Reddit account. Homeless people deserve to Reddit, too.

Dingo You don't need one. You can just look at the shit.

Robbbie But he wants one.

Dingo Why do you go to the news?

Robbbie Yeah, well, I'm trying to get there. Every account they make gets banned without explanation or notification. I can't get an actual answer from a real person. Why? Are homeless people not allowed to use Reddit? How would they know you're homeless? I don't think they could target you that way.

Tad That sounds like something you might need to talk to the library about. Yeah, like they might have some sort of a block on that.

Robbbie Even the local news thinks it's ridiculous. He went to the local news. I bet he like hyped himself up to them and they were like, Yeah, oh, I'm sure. And then he was like, See, I told you people are interested in this story.

Dingo I mean, he could have just seen someone taking pictures with a camera and thought that was news and just started yelling at them. Put yourself in this guy's shoes.

Robbbie I just I'm curious of the mental health of this guy. I'd also like to point out that this this individual posted this on Reddit. Oh, wait, if I subreddit, he got an account, he did it.

Dingo Oh, so he doesn't even need advice. You did it.

Robbbie Mazel tov.

Dingo Way to go, man.

Tad Cash sounds like an asshole.

Dingo He's still an asshole.

Robbbie And at 40 days and counting without an admin response, he's still waiting for a response. You're on Reddit. You're doing it. It's done.

Dingo From who?

Robbbie From an admin. I mean, post on the Reddit admin sub. I think there's one. What is the issue?

Dingo He did it.

Robbbie Because you're using Reddit right now. Is it like, do they make random guest accounts if you don't have an account? I don't think so. I think you need to be-

Dingo We have to make an account on there so we can actually answer them. Because this guy needs to- How has no one told him yet? You're using it.

Robbbie You're using Reddit right now. He's responding to people in the comments. Like, this guy is actively using Reddit. An hour ago, he's posting comments. What happened?

Dingo I fear this advice won't get to him in time.

Robbbie You know, maybe it's that they keep banning him, so this one's going to get banned soon. I mean, if he's actively posting right now within the past couple of hours, so this is clearly maybe a new account. When was this account created? Nine hours ago. Oh, it's his cake day. He has negative five comment karma.

Dingo Oh, you know what?

Robbbie People are not writing for him.

Dingo Keep kicking the hive. Talk to all the news channels you can get a hold of.

Robbbie I think you need to take this to the very top.

Dingo TikTok.

Robbbie I'm talking about Elon Musk.

Dingo Oh.

Robbbie Take it to President Musk. He will handle this for you. He will just shut Reddit down because that's the competitor, right?

Dingo Just tell him they said something mean about him. He will shut it down.

Robbbie I feel like they go after the crazy. They are eating the cats and the dogs. Oh, listen to them. They sound reasonable. Reddit is shadow banning me, the homeless. He sounds reasonable. Let's get him on the public stage. Isn't that what they like to do?

Dingo Yeah, pretty much. All right.

Robbbie I'm being falsely accused of rape.

Tad Oof. That sucks.

Dingo That one's kind of heavy. You're on your own, bud.

Robbbie I don't like using the R word on my... Woof.

Dingo I'm gonna have to cut that one out.

Robbbie Yeah.

Dingo Can't say the R word.

Robbbie Do I bleep it? Should I make a beep sound?

Dingo Probably.

Robbbie This is an explicit podcast. We can say whatever we want.

Dingo Call it a struggle snuggle. Make it a little more palatable.

Robbbie You know, I'm just gonna say it. Rape happens. Rape happens. And I'm not gonna censor myself. And we need to let the world know that it's not okay.

Dingo You hear that, India?

Robbbie Is that controversial? Does the world not know that? Yeah, some of the world doesn't know that. I'm gonna read into this. This is a pretty short one, too. Sounds like it could be juicy. Or it just could be some middle school drama. High school. I'm 16, and there's a girl I know who is going around saying, apparently, I assaulted her in a block. I assaulted her in a block? I never did this. And I would never do something like that to a girl without consent.

Dingo What country is this from?

Robbbie In a block. I don't know what that means. This must be some sort of foreign country.

Dingo This is Eastern European.

Robbbie She has moved...

Dingo You're going to the Gulag, bro.

Robbbie She has moved to city. Yeah. She has moved city, and I never counted her as a friend. She's 14. Jesus.

Dingo I don't even feel good reading about this.

Robbbie She's an absolute nutcase. Most people are just straight up... Get off the Internet. How about that? Get off the Internet, stop talking to humans, go meet someone else. She moved city, then good. Problem solved.

Dingo She moved city. You know what you do? Show up at her house and sort this out. Go through her trash in new city.

Tad Send her something from Tmoo.

Dingo Yeah, you have her new address, right?

Robbbie Oh my God. Well, he knows that she has moved city. I presume at this point, he knows which city she has moved. So hopefully, he can find it.

Dingo Problem solved itself, I guess. Bye.

Robbbie Yeah, sounds like problem solved to me. She has moved city. Just let her be in that city. You be in your city, separate cities. You should be good. Yep. I'm tired of being bullied at school. I don't know what to do. Is this whole subreddit, just kids in high school trying to get through life?

Tad Seems like a lot of kids.

Dingo Yeah. It gets better. Hang on, buddy. Next.

Robbbie It gets better. Guys, all the high school posts here, it gets better. Just keep going. Do your homework. Trust me. Study. Just put your head in some books.

Dingo Well, to speak candidly, for some of you, it's going to get a lot worse, actually.

Robbbie It's going to get so much worse for some of you.

Dingo Yeah. This is the best it's going to be for a large portion of you. Almost all of you, actually.

Robbbie But, you know, like, for those of you where it's going to get so much worse, you're probably having a great time right now. It's kind of like the inverse. A lot of times, like, if you're having a great time right now, you're going to have a shitty time later. And if you're having a shitty time now, I mean, maybe not going to have the best time later, but you're it's going to get better. Probably. Maybe. You'll see.

Dingo If you're in high school and your parents have money, it's going to get better either way.

Robbbie Yeah, there you go. Money solves everything.

Dingo The rest of you enjoy it. Enjoy this now.

Robbbie I love money.

Dingo Money's great.

Robbbie Oh, here's perfect. This is so topical. My female 28, boyfriend, male 25. Oh, she's sugar mama. Is terrible with money. Is it worth sticking around? She's got three years on him and he's terrible with money. Keep him or kick him to the curb.

Tad Get rid of him. Sounds like an asshole.

Robbbie It does sound like an asshole.

Dingo I mean, yeah, you should have a decent idea at that point. Plus, your clock is taken if you want kids. You're almost 30. Start fresh.

Robbbie Oh, no, you've got to dump him. Yeah, if you're still boyfriend, he's not ready for kids. 28. Trust me, girl. Get started. Find someone real. I'm already reading this. This is, I can tell. Get rid of him. Find someone better, especially if you want kids, especially if you want kids. Over the course of our relationship, he has asked to borrow money numerous times with me covering rent, internet, streaming platforms, grocery shopping, taking my vehicle everywhere. He got his truck repossessed in November of 2024.

Dingo Jesus.

Robbbie And with the latest tactic, me covering our $3,000 cruise and flights. And as of yesterday, told me his bank called because he was two days behind on his truck payment and they have already threatened repossession again. Wait, I thought it was already repossessed. And now he's going to get double repossessed? He must have gotten it out.

Dingo Yeah, she paid for it.

Robbbie He has always paid me back. He's always paid her back.

Dingo That's something.

Robbbie That's not bad. It's something. But my biggest thing is it's the principal. I would throw up if my vehicle got repossessed or if I had to ask my partner to cover our rent. I mean, I cover a whole family's worth of mortgage. So I guess you're still young.

Dingo Those damn kids don't even pay anything back.

Robbbie No one pays me shit. And I don't complain. I'm not on the Advice Subreddit posting. I'm on it reading your problems. But yeah, it sounds...

Dingo Yeah, get rid of them.

Robbbie It sounds like get rid of them, in my opinion. He's paying you back, which is it's good. Your principal thing, I get more so that he just sounds immature and you sound like you're starting to mature. So honestly, especially if you want kids.

Dingo Tick tock.

Robbbie Kick them to the curb. Tick tock. That's a real thing. It's a thing you got to think about. It's kind of messed up. And I mean, geriatric pregnancy starts at 35 or 36, like it's after 35. I don't know. But that's it's not that old. But it is considered significantly more risky after that age.

Dingo That's just for you, ladies. Robert De Niro is pumping him out at 80 something. Well, how old is he?

Robbbie Alec Baldwin. Yeah, all of these guys, they're just they're just cranking out kids well into their 70s, 80s. Disgusting. Shouldn't be doing it, but they absolutely can. Ladies, you don't have that luxury. In my opinion, it's not it's not a luxury. Don't you don't want an old dad because then I mean, you're graduating high school, they're like 70, 80. Like you're not you're not really having a catch with them. You're not experiencing life with them. You're going to get married and hopefully they're still alive.

Dingo Not a chance. And now you're going to be one of those kids whose dad dies in kindergarten.

Robbbie You're having a kid at 80. You're you're not seeing their wedding.

Dingo No, it's a dick move to squirt one out right at the end there.

Robbbie Yeah, that's no good. Don't be doing that to your kid. That is a dick move. It's a dick move. They shouldn't allow that.

Dingo Look how cute my baby is. He's gonna grow up without a dad.

Robbbie It goes back into that parenting test. Not just a competency test, but an age requirement or limit rather. Should be a thing, right?

Dingo I don't see why not.

Tad Yes, probably.

Dingo If you guys are gonna keep abusing it like this, Robert, Alec, me, I'm gonna do it.

Robbbie I can't stop having kids. When are you guys gonna have your next kid?

Tad TikTok.

Dingo I mean, I'm thinking 72.

Tad I'm gonna wait till I'm like 75, I think.

Robbbie It's a good call.

Dingo But it's not gonna be with this old broad.

Robbbie Hopefully by then, I mean that 401k hits and there's something in there, and I don't really gotta worry about that kid. Just give him some money and then I'll die. And bing, bang, boom. I'll pay someone else to raise him.

Dingo Bing, bang, boom.

Robbbie Anyways.

Dingo Yeah, so digressed a little there, but I don't remember what the question was.

Robbbie It was leave your boyfriend. He sucks with money.

Dingo Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, leave him.

Robbbie Don't. Don't. Stick around. Okay, husband yelling.

Dingo Yeah, we do that.

Robbbie I'm crying now because of an argument with my husband. I don't want to get this sounds messy.

Dingo It's you guys are going to fight. Just don't hit.

Robbbie Don't air your dirty laundry. I get read it is like more of an anonymous space, so it's a little more acceptable. Definitely don't air your stuff to like people you know, in my opinion.

Dingo No, everyone should know.

Robbbie Like if you're having a fight and you're in a public setting, I don't know. That sounds like that seems that's a you guys thing. Other people don't need to know our business.

Dingo I mean, I'll watch it. Don't get me wrong, but you shouldn't do it.

Robbbie I mean, as a spectator that I don't if I don't know them.

Dingo I know I'm hesitant to tell people not to fight in public because I enjoy it, but whatever. Keep doing it. Fight in public. You know what? I'm changing my stance. Fight in public. You need witnesses anyway, and I want to see it. So get off Reddit and go to the mall next.

Robbbie Can we talk about the mall for a second if we're going to digress some more?

Dingo Please.

Robbbie Do you guys even have active malls?

Tad Yeah.

Dingo Active is a strong word, but it's there.

Robbbie Chad, you live 20 minutes from me, and you're lying, because the mall next to me is fucking empty.

Tad I mean, the mall closest to me is definitely not empty.

Robbbie I'm trying to think of the mall, but yeah, you have a better mall. Mine is... COVID killed it. It's gone. It is gone. There are like three stores that people actually use. There's a bunch of like luxury stores that are ghost town, and they're just closing one by one all the time. It's such a depressing place to go. I feel like we used to go to the mall, hang out with my friends, like not even just to buy things. I mean, the shopping was fun, and it was there, and stores were popping, but just a place to hang out. Like people don't hang out there anymore, from what I've seen, at least in my local mall.

Dingo No.

Robbbie It's depressing.

Dingo Mine's weird. There's never anyone in the mall, but all the stores are... They're opening new ones. They have the nicest Barnes and Noble I've ever seen, but it's just always empty.

Robbbie Really?

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie I feel like brick and mortar is dying. The Internet is taking over everything. COVID ruined public spaces. That's what I'm witnessing personally firsthand. If it's different for you guys, then I mean, you guys are lucky, and hopefully it doesn't get to what I'm seeing. Maybe it's just my mall. Maybe my mall sucks.

Dingo I mean, there's definitely stores, which I have no clue how they're still open, like Sears and Macy's. Like, I'm always the only person there, and I'm just walking through it to get to the rest of the mall.

Robbbie Is Sears still open?

Tad Yeah.

Dingo And they have like 10 people working there, and they're all assaulting you with perfume when you walk in.

Robbbie Yeah, mine doesn't have that. Not anymore. Not really.

Dingo It's like 1998.

Robbbie Used to be popping. I wish.

Tad 98 was a great year.

Robbbie It was a great year for malls. Peak mall. Shout out to King of Prussia, my Philly natives. King of Prussia is definitely still popping. I know it is.

Dingo No, that's a mall.

Robbbie That's a big mall.

Dingo That's a mall.

Robbbie That's a top three mall in the US, size-wise, actually. Okay, here we go. I don't want a lucid dream anymore. A bit of a long post. They wrote a bit of a long post.

Dingo All right. I don't know how to help you anyway.

Robbbie You can lucid dream? That's awesome.

Dingo Yeah. I don't know. Enjoy it.

Tad Just stop sleeping.

Robbbie Don't sleep. That sounds awesome, though. Could you imagine just like, I'm going to go to sleep so I can fly around for a while and then bang everyone I want and...

Dingo But he's over it.

Robbbie I don't know. You can do whatever you want. It's dreamland.

Dingo He doesn't want to do it anymore.

Robbbie You just live in your perfect reality every night and you're bored. Really? It's that easy? Just a couple of dreams and you're like, oh yeah? The novelty is worn off.

Dingo Well in your dream, go to bed and sleep normally there. If you can do whatever you want, problem solved.

Tad That's a perfect solution.

Dingo Or when he goes to sleep in the dream, do you think he lucid dream? Is it like Inception where it's just lucid dreams all the way down? Yeah, you don't know.

Robbbie I only read a little bit.

Dingo No, just do meth. Stay awake and do meth.

Robbbie I'm 24. I've been able to randomly lucid dream every now and then. Every now and then since I was a child. It's not even every night. Just every now and then.

Dingo Oh, fuck off.

Robbbie Sometimes more often than others. Zero control of when it happens.

Tad This person's an asshole.

Robbbie You're the asshole.

Tad You are the asshole. Get over it.

Dingo It happens every now and again. Just deal with it.

Robbbie Oh, this was fine until I turned 19 and started experiencing sleep paralysis often. That's no good.

Tad Hmm.

Robbbie Hmm. The first one was quite scary where I hallucinated a the rake.

Dingo I don't know.

Robbbie They put that in like those weird bracket quotes.

Dingo It's a monster that my children know about.

Robbbie Like, figure if some of you know the reference. Yeah, he said if you know the reference, I don't know the reference.

Tad But like the rake in The Simpsons? Sideshow Bob?

Robbbie Sure. Let's go with that. But over time, I started finding the paralysis more annoying than scary. It would happen quite often. So I just closed my eyes and wiggled toes and fingers until I could move again and wake up. You know, I've had those dreams, you know, like where you're running and then you're like running away from something, but then you can't like move, like your legs are stuck and you just like can't run. It's kind of a nightmare, but you feel stuck. Like I feel like is that what he's talking about? Have you guys experienced that or are you normal?

Dingo Yeah, every once in a while. I'm a drowning guy. I drown a lot in dreams.

Robbbie You know, what I used to do as a child in my youth is sleepwalk everywhere, all throughout my house. But I was actively dreaming while sleepwalking around my house. So I would usually I was flying. It was awesome. I would I would be flying my dream, running around my room or running around my house. And I was just flying. I was flying. I thought I was flying. It was it was awesome. And then often I would end the dream falling. I would physically fall onto my bed, which was fantastic. I don't know how I always landed on the bed, but I can feel myself physically falling and landing on the bed, which would just wake me up. And in my dream, I was like falling to my death. But then I would suddenly wake up to me landing on my mattress.

Dingo There's got to be people out there that do that, but never make it to their bed. They'll just stand at the top of the stairs and be like, here we go.

Robbbie Yeah, right.

Dingo Cushions.

Robbbie And then there was one time where I went downstairs. I let I had a dog who would stay in a crate at night because he was still a puppy. And I let I let the dog out of his crate. I took a bunch of my dad's business documents. I was just holding them, carrying them around the house. I walked halfway up the stairs and then halfway up the stairs is a landing and the stairs splits. So you can like one goes down to the foyer, one goes to the kitchen. And I was like leaning down the foyer side, and I could have just fallen right down the stairs. But at the top of the stairs was my parents bedroom. They opened up the door and my mom was just like, Robbie, what are you doing? And I woke up and I'm just like looking around. I look downstairs. I see my dog looking up at me. I look up. I see my mom looking at me. I look down at my hands. I see a bunch of papers in my hands. I'm just like, I don't know. And they're like, why don't you go back to bed? And I was like, yeah, OK.

Dingo Well, I guess that answers the question I had was, are you really not supposed to wake sleepwalking people? Because they're like, they'll attack you. But I was wasn't sure if that was bullshit or did you attack them? And you just didn't don't want to tell us.

Robbbie Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say, I think that's bullshit. I think it's bullshit. I think it's just you're dreaming. What's happening is you're dreaming when you're sleepwalking. That's what happened to me, at least I know for a fact. I was dreaming and sleepwalking and the walking made the dream feel real because I was actively moving in real life and my mind was fabricating the world around me. Pretty intense. I was a weird kid, I guess.

Dingo Business documents, business documents.

Robbbie He was a lawyer, lawyer documents.

Dingo Legal business documents, legal documents.

Robbbie That's the word I'm looking for, legal documents. Yeah. So do you guys have weird sleep patterns as a kid or as an adult?

Dingo Weird. I just don't sleep. No, but that's a kid thing.

Robbbie No, I mean, these days, I just don't sleep. But I have had those dreams where I just felt like I couldn't move.

Tad I'll have weird dreams sometimes where like, you know, something bad is going to happen, and I try to scream, but I can't. And then when I finally do scream, I actually scream like out loud outside of my dream.

Robbbie And does your wife ever wake you up and be like, hey.

Tad Oh, yeah. She's like, what the fuck? Like, I don't know. Dog was about to get hit by a car.

Robbbie Oh, jeez. Terrifying.

Tad Yeah.

Robbbie All right. Let's move on to the next one. I think the guy's the asshole. Just lose a dream or be paralyzed. Who cares? Fuck you.

Dingo Or stay awake. Do math.

Robbbie Or stay awake forever. Is this good advice? Are we doing it? Are we doing advice?

Tad Absolutely.

Robbbie Fantastic.

Dingo Did it say anywhere that he went to a doctor? Because just go to a doctor. Don't ask people on Reddit.

Tad Oh, yeah.

Robbbie Let's read a little further, I guess.

Dingo Forget it.

Robbbie Right? Everyone just comes to Reddit. Like, before I actually go to a professional, let's ask a bunch of strangers jerking off and smoking weed on the internet.

Dingo Yeah. Just take stimulants and stay awake as long as you can.

Robbbie I don't see anywhere in here that says they went to a doctor.

Dingo Well, there you go. You're the asshole.

Robbbie You are the asshole. First comment. This is a medical issue. Go see a doctor.

Dingo Thank you.

Robbbie And tell them what you're telling us. Like, why are you telling us this? Dingo coming in with the grade A advice.

Dingo Nailed it.

Robbbie Go to a fucking doctor. Nailed it. That came from a top commenter on this on the sub. This person just trolls advice and gives advice constantly. That's a new feature. Reddit shows who like the top commenters on each sub are. Oh, now they're like quoting Wikipedia. They're coming out with like sources.

Dingo What do you need to quote for?

Robbbie This guy is a top commenter.

Dingo I just went to a CD neighborhood. And I got shot. I have an active gunshot wound. It's bleeding out. What should I do?

Robbbie Well, here's a Wikipedia article on the crime statistics in your area. Maybe you should avoid these areas in the future. Good luck.

Dingo Yeah, dumbass. Go to a doctor.

Robbbie Should I tell my housemate's girlfriend who her boyfriend truly is? It's a very long post. No, pass. Sorry. You say it's a long post and I'm passing.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie Friend keeps trying to involve me in her ED.

Dingo Erectile dysfunction?

Robbbie That can't be right.

Tad Erectile dysfunction?

Robbbie Evident disorder mindset? Is that what?

Dingo She can't get a boner.

Robbbie Just take some Viagra or there's like hims and hers is a thing? Yeah. I think that's something. I don't know.

Dingo She's having problems achieving an erection. It could be her lack of penis, but go to the doctor.

Robbbie Always have a fairly evident disordered mindset.

Dingo Is it eating disorder?

Robbbie Definitely go to the doctor. Eating disorder, that's what it is. That's exactly, I'm like reading further. It's an eating disorder. Just go to a doctor.

Dingo Have a sandwich. I don't know.

Tad Your friend's an asshole.

Robbbie Definitely an asshole. Friend from work, no such thing. They don't like you. They're putting on a facade. It's not a real friendship. They have to be with you, so they're trying to make it palatable. Yep. Not your friend. They're an asshole. Go to a doctor. Except it's your, you said you're friends with them, and they have the eating disorder. They should go to the doctor. Don't tell them to go to a doctor. You're not friends with them. Don't talk to them.

Dingo Don't talk to them. Report them to HR for making you feel uncomfortable.

Robbbie I mean, honestly, if that's what's going on, if they're trying to involve you in their eating disorder, don't talk to them. They're not your friend.

Dingo Nope. Get them fired, actually. Then you won't have to deal with it anymore.

Robbbie That's best-case scenario. If you can ever just completely eliminate someone from your life, and I'm not suggesting murder at all. That is a hard Dingo Daily stance. We don't condone murder. But if you can eliminate someone from being in your life to make your life better, if that's ever an option, I would take that option.

Dingo Always do that.

Robbbie Always.

Dingo There's eight plus billion people. You got to clear some out of your space.

Robbbie Yeah, there's way too many people. I don't like how many people there are. It's crowded. Be less people.

Dingo Well, everyone's population is going down, so that's some good news in these dark days. Less people.

Robbbie That's good, in my opinion.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie Alon, President Alon, you're wrong. We don't need more population. We need less. I don't understand the appeal of more population. You just want more slave labor, which now I see the appeal.

Dingo Are you saying Alon? Is it Elon? What's this guy's name?

Robbbie Whatever the fuck your name is, who cares? The dude sucks.

Dingo That's a good point. Who cares?

Robbbie I mean, isn't that what they were doing? They did with Kamala, Kamala.

Dingo Oh, true.

Robbbie I'll call you whatever the fuck I want. No one has respect for anyone anymore.

Dingo Yeah, Alon.

Robbbie Plus, he just sucks.

Dingo Alon. He's Alon.

Robbbie Alon. Everyone calls him Leon. That's what they call him on the interwebs. Leon.

Tad Leon. I call him Elmo.

Robbbie Elmo. That's another one. Leon, Elmo. They just rearrange all the letters. I guess there's no M in...

Tad Elongated Muskrat.

Robbbie Elongated Muskrat. I don't even want to focus on him anymore. It doesn't matter. It doesn't deserve our time.

Dingo Moving on.

Robbbie I want to start dating, but I can't relate to anyone. I find people annoying.

Tad You're an asshole.

Robbbie No, no, no, no. I relate to what they're saying here. I find people annoying. Yeah, totally. We were just saying this. People are the worst.

Dingo Yeah, you got to find different people, that's all. Well, there are people that hate people.

Robbbie How do I start relating to people?

Dingo Don't relate to anyone.

Robbbie Yeah. See, look, we're on this. Come on our podcast. I feel like you would really enjoy our company. I can reach out to you. You don't know who, you'll never find us. Cause I haven't said your username and I won't. I feel like that's kind of doxing, but we like you because you don't like others. And I think that's a good bonding thing that we can do. So come on our podcast. We want to have you.

Dingo Let's set them up with someone else. Let's matchmake.

Robbbie Oh, that's wonderful.

Dingo There are plenty of people that don't like people.

Tad Well, there's an episode idea right there.

Dingo We got to be able to find two of them. Just stick them together.

Robbbie We'll be Yashachem.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie A Jewish matchmaker. Be a gentle yentl.

Dingo Just say that. We'll be Jewish matchmakers.

Robbbie We'll be Jewish matchmakers, which is a great show on Netflix. You all should check it out. I believe it's called Jewish matchmaker. But yeah, come on our show. We'll find you someone who also hates other people, and then you can bond over hating others. And then, this is the great part, you can sit inside your apartment, your home, wherever you live with this person, and you don't have to leave the house, the residence. You stay there and you don't see people. It's wonderful.

Dingo Yes.

Robbbie Do that. Come on our show. We'll hook you up.

Dingo Great plan.

Robbbie First comment. You might be autistic.

Dingo Well, we just went on a whole five minute tier 8 of how we relate to him.

Robbbie Oh, guys, I think we might be autistic. Shit. Is this how we find out?

Dingo I had an inkling.

Robbbie Yeah, you know, this isn't all that surprising. But I think Reddit just diagnosed us. We relate more to autistic individuals, probably putting us on the spectrum. And I said what I said. Come on. We're going to find you another autistic individual that can hate on others.

Dingo Love on the spectrum.

Robbbie It'll be good. That's another show which I haven't watched, but it has intrigued me.

Dingo Oh, it's so good. It's so good.

Robbbie I got to get it. I got to look into it. I got to watch it.

Dingo If you can get past the initial uncomfortable nature of the show, like you just feel weird about it, but then it turns out to be like a pretty legitimate...

Robbbie Sure. I feel weird wanting to... Yeah. I'm going to look into that, because that looks like entertainment there, but you know, I feel like it's entertainment for the wrong reason. I feel like I shouldn't want to watch it. That's my problem.

Dingo You definitely go into it feeling guilty that you're watching this, but then, like, you actually... You get to know the character... Not characters, people. But it's just like a... It's just so simple. Like, if they don't like something, they'll just tell you. Like, they can just get up in the middle of the day and just be like, I'm not having fun and just walk out.

Robbbie Oh, that's lovely. I wish I could be that blunt.

Tad I really appreciate the honesty of the autistic. They're just tell it like it is.

Dingo You know, we're not burdened by all that social crap.

Robbbie And you have that great excuse.

Dingo Hey, now we do too.

Robbbie Yeah. Just please excuse me. I'm autistic. So I'm going to act like this. Don't worry about me. Like, what a great excuse.

Dingo Yeah, you're boring me. I'm going to leave now. It's cool. I'm autistic.

Robbbie I don't like this. Bye. It'd be great. You just like, if you're talking to someone, don't even say anything. Just walk away. Just there mid-conversation, just like, no, I'm done with this.

Dingo You can do that now.

Robbbie It's fine. He's autistic. Oh, okay.

Dingo You just have somebody there to explain it.

Robbbie Well, yeah, that's the problem. You need someone there to explain it. Because without someone there to explain it, it's just like, oh, well, that guy's probably just an asshole. No, he's not an asshole. He's autistic.

Dingo Now we have people around and we're back to the original problem. You have to have somebody around you at all times. And we don't like people. We established.

Robbbie Yeah. Yeah. See, it's vicious circle cycle.

Dingo So what did we? What? What was the question? Was this the autistic fellow?

Tad Yeah.

Dingo All right. So we'll find you someone.

Robbbie They don't like people, but they want to date someone. We'll find you someone no matter how autistic you are.

Dingo We got you.

Robbbie Not a problem.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie I think maybe we do one more and call it a day. What do you think, guys?

Dingo Works.

Tad Yeah. I got time for one more.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie How to let a friendship die?

Dingo Move to new city.

Robbbie No, I think we can do juicier. X keeps logging into my Snapchat. Change your password.

Dingo Yeah. You're the asshole.

Tad Easy.

Robbbie Easy.

Tad You are the asshole.

Robbbie I think my friend's father is a pervert. He is.

Dingo Almost definitely.

Tad Most likely.

Dingo Usually you can go with your guts on that one.

Robbbie Oh, OK. Here's one. Need advice about my wife.

Dingo Break up with her.

Robbbie I'm just going to read this. We're just going to we're going to go into this. I want I want to give advice to this guy about his wife. Edit. They start with an edit. Not that this is an excuse, but she has bipolar disorder and is heavily medicated for it and sees therapists, et cetera. That's fun. Okay. My wife, 32 year old female, and I, 31 year old male, have been going through rough patches on and off throughout our in years together. Only been married since 2022. We have a six year old son together. Lately, I feel like I've been losing her. She's been married since 2022 with a six year old. Okay. So four years had that child before you got married. That's fine. Lately, I feel like I've been losing her. Once both of our dads passed away in 2020 from cancer, both your dads passed away from cancer the same year.

Dingo Okay. So she might be going through something.

Robbbie Her dad was lung cancer. My dad was brain cancer. I mean, it sounds like you're both kind of going through something. Four years ago, you both had dad's diet of cancer, lung and the brain respectively. And she started to spiral out of control and act out. It's fair. It's a fair reaction.

Dingo Yep.

Robbbie She's never, this is an interesting way to start a sentence. New paragraph. She's never cheated on me, but that year she'd send like partial nudes to guys and was flirty with them, et cetera. That's not good. What guys? Like randoms on Reddit or guys she knows?

Dingo Yeah, that's not really acting up.

Robbbie Either way. Not great. Hmm. Anyways, I found out and we sorted all that, and it was behind us. But then a couple of years ago, she became an alcoholic. Just a couple of years ago. Just now we're an alcoholic. Okay.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie Like going out drinking every night with bad influence, et cetera. She even goes to AA and other meetings now. So I thought things were better. Wait, you've been spiraling for four years. You became an alcoholic and you're already in AA. Like that was such a short timeline to go from like not an alcoholic to in AA.

Dingo And there was a whole saga of sending nudes in there too.

Robbbie Yeah. This feels like a very short period of time. They're already in recovery.

Dingo Really making these past couple of years count.

Robbbie Absolutely. I mean, this this is going to really sell in your biography. A couple of months ago, she met up with a female friend from high school. They hit it off and we've all hung out and stuff. And then my wife drops a bombshell on me. Her and her friend went out the other night, not only to drink, but to get cocaine.

Dingo All right.

Robbbie Turns out her friend is a coke head. I feel like you're turning this into a thing that I don't see it as, but I get it. People are square, I guess. Not that I'm out there doing coke. I'm just saying, it's not that big of a deal, in my opinion. Well, how old are they again? 30s? Not a great look.

Dingo 30s with a kid.

Robbbie With a kid. That's a bad look.

Dingo Yeah. Get your shit together.

Robbbie If you're doing it regularly. If you have one night out, it's like one of those nights with the girls.

Dingo Yeah, girls night, going skiing. You know, it's fine.

Robbbie I don't know. I'm not that mad. Gonna build a snowman. Um, turns out her friend is a cokehead. Now that she has an in for harder drugs, she's using that to her advantage. Told me she had some the other night for the first time that her friend bought three grams. She brought it into my house. I've never done drugs in my life. It's not my scene. I don't, all caps, want it around my son. That's that's fair. And her and her friend wanted to finish it. I italicized before her friend went home. She stayed two days and was super paranoid and cleaning my house. I don't like any of this. I miss my wife. I get angry and she just puts up her guard. I try to be understanding that she's sick and needs help and try to support her and everything gets a little better until she tells me that she's actively asking her friend for more. She doesn't listen to me at all and I feel powerless. Nothing I say, do or threaten matters. It's like she's lifeless, soulless, and her sponsors say, her sponsors, is she an NA too? Probably just AA. Her sponsors say she needs to go into a 30 day care. I don't know how I'd manage alone with our son and juggling work and my own mental health for 30 days on top of all this. I don't know what to do or how to feel. I'm not saying I would commit murder, but I'm so angry that it crosses my mind to track down the dealer and shoot him dead. I want justice for my wife. I feel like I'm mourning her. What do we do, guys?

Dingo I mean, she cleaned the house, he said. Yeah, I don't know what the problem is.

Robbbie He's not seeing the positives of all this.

Dingo Yeah, just pump her full of coke and let her loose on that pile of mail you've been putting off to the side that's just been collecting. Get some work done around the house.

Robbbie Yeah, like she found this dealer and is using it to her advantage. You should use it to your advantage. Have a clean house. Tell her to learn to cook. Get some good meals out of this. What are the issues? I guess being around the kid. The kid is the problem. The kid is the part.

Tad The kid is the problem.

Robbbie That's the part I take issue with.

Dingo Yes. Send the kid away for 30 days.

Robbbie Now we're talking.

Dingo Summer camp.

Robbbie So this is what we do. We, you go, you find the dealer. You go into their trash.

Tad Yes, send them stuff from Team Who. Or Sheen.

Robbbie Or Sheen, whatever that is. The fuck is Sheen?

Dingo I just think, yeah, if you can't get rid of her for 30 days, then you're gonna have to look at the silver lining here. Don't cut off the Coke supply, keep it coming and get shit done. And once she realizes that you've been using her for work this whole time, she'll want to stop anyway.

Robbbie Yeah, if you send her away for 30 days, it's gonna make your life living hell. Will it get her better? Probably. Can she get better without doing this? Probably. You just need willpower, or don't, and use it to your advantage.

Tad Or just divorce.

Dingo Yeah, what's gonna be the next thing? First, it was sending nudes, then it was alcoholism, now it's Coke. There's just gonna be something worse coming down, so just keep her at this level. Better the devil you know.

Robbbie I feel like divorce is worse as well. Because now I gotta leave my kid with a Coke head half the time.

Dingo Yeah.

Tad Oh, he'll get custody.

Robbbie Yeah, but now I have to, it's like, instead of going away for 30 days, she's going away forever. And I gotta take care of a kid while working full time. It's not easy. Single dad life.

Dingo Yep. Keep her coked up.

Tad I mean, you can order a wife on Shein, I'm pretty sure. Just get a new one.

Robbbie Get a Ti Mu bride.

Tad The Ti Mu bride.

Dingo Oh, they're so cheap, though. They never last.

Robbbie 90 day fiance. I mean, they're cheap, though. You just buy a 12 pack or order a new one every time the other one gets rusty. Yeah, it's a sticky situation, but I think you could use it to your advantage. Definitely keep it away from your kids. That's the part that makes it tricky.

Tad But at the end of the day, Yeah, kids should not do cocaine.

Robbbie Kids shouldn't do the cocaine. I mean, she's not sharing it with the kids, so that's a plus.

Tad Yet.

Dingo Yeah, she's not a monster.

Robbbie Maybe not a plus to the kid. Kids like to have fun, too. But if it's really a problem, I think we just need to tap into some willpower here. That's my take.

Dingo All right. So keep doing it now until it gets out of control. Right now, it seems pretty manageable. Run the vacuum through a few times.

Robbbie I mean, you're managing, right?

Dingo Yeah. You're just delegating at this point.

Robbbie You're agitated, but you're managing.

Dingo Just organize your anger. That's all.

Robbbie Things could be worse. Things could be worse. You got to take care of them yourself and work full time. 30 days versus a lifetime versus none at all. Just let it happen and whatever. You're the asshole.

Tad When things get bad, just remember they can always be worse.

Robbbie Who's the asshole in the situation? There's always an asshole.

Dingo Was it the kid?

Tad Probably the kid.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie Yeah. A lot of people think it's the friend. I think it's the kid. So fuck that kid.

Dingo I forgot the friend existed.

Robbbie That's where she's getting access.

Dingo I thought she left, though.

Robbbie So the access is giving her... She clearly has self-control issues. So when she finds an avenue of access, she goes ham. And that avenue of access was the friend. Who should be at fault? But let's be real. The only issue I keep seeing here is that there's a kid in the mixed. So that kid is an asshole.

Dingo Yeah, it all boils down to just mismanagement.

Tad Who cleaned the house? Was it the wife cleaning the house, or was it the wife's friend that stayed and cleaned the house?

Robbbie You know, that's a fair question. When I was reading it.

Dingo No, she keeps getting all geeked out on coke and cleaning.

Robbbie It might have been the friend. She brought it in her house.

Tad They wanted to finish it. She stayed two days and cleaning my house.

Robbbie She, who she stayed. Yeah. It sounds like the friend stayed two days. Wait, unless, then he says I missed my wife. Did the wife leave or does he miss who his wife was?

Dingo Probably that one. But I mean, if it's the wife cleaning the house, then I mean the friend, then just get rid of the wife.

Robbbie Get rid of the wife and bring in the friend.

Dingo Yeah, new mommy.

Robbbie You'll still have coke, but maybe you could get, maybe get rid of the kid with the wife. You get rid of the wife and the kid, got a new wife, no kids.

Tad And a clean house.

Robbbie And a clean house.

Dingo Okay, divorce. Divorce is back on the table. And don't fight for custody. Let her have it. And move in with the friend.

Robbbie I think we solved this, guys.

Dingo Yeah.

Robbbie I'm proud of you.

Dingo That was a tricky one, but we got there.

Robbbie That was a tricky one. I think Chad was the first one to mention divorce, and I was initially against it, but I think we eventually said, yeah, divorce. That's what you go with. Get rid of the kid, get rid of the wife. Bring in the friend, Tablo Rossa.

Tad We're really good at this.

Dingo Just helping people. Good job.

Robbbie I'm so proud of each and every one of us. I'd like to thank you guys for this. This was really enjoyable. If any of our listeners out there need advice on anything, please, please, please send us an e-mail. Join our Discord. Send us a message. Send us a skeet is what they're calling it on Blue Sky. Get in touch with us. We'll give you advice. We're really good at this, and we want to help.

Dingo You will be the asshole for asking us though.

Robbbie You're probably the asshole. So thanks for joining us. This was so much fun. Well, this will be a recurring segment. I'm sure we like doing Reddit. We like giving advice. Hopefully, this turns from the The Daily Does Reddit to The Daily Does Our Viewers bidding.

Dingo Yeah, we're going to do you.

Robbbie We're going to do you. The Daily Does Our Viewers. And we cannot wait to do you. Bring the lube. This is going to be a freak off unlike anything you ever imagined. So thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Tad Thank you.

Robbbie I appreciate you coming out. And I hope to see you next week. Goodbye.