A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital's sunshine on demand scheme, Trump's Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell's AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbreak. F*** You, So What.
