Chad's Legendary Couch Threesomes
A female roommate seeks judgment after interrupting her roommates' repeated sexual encounters with 'Chad' on their shared couch at 2 AM by vacuuming with all the lights on. The hosts debate whether she's the asshole for her aggressive behavior, eventually concluding that Chad deserves sympathy and that she should have 'joined in' rather than complaining. The team extends an open invitation to Chad to appear on the podcast, making him the unlikely hero of the episode.
Is the Boyfriend the Asshole? (Racism & Empathy Edition)
A Black woman working in healthcare describes experiencing racism from elderly patients, only to have her white boyfriend suggest she empathize with the racists and understand their background. The hosts unanimously declare the boyfriend an asshole and recommend immediate breakup, with practical advice to exploit Valentine's Day for expensive gifts before leaving him. This segment spawns commentary on the absurdity of gaslighting victims into sympathizing with their abusers.
Sleep Paralysis, Lucid Dreams & Possible Autism Diagnosis
The conversation shifts to a Reddit post where someone complains about lucid dreaming becoming boring, leading to discussion of sleep paralysis and sleepwalking experiences. When a commenter suggests the original poster might be autistic, the hosts realize they relate heavily to the description and begin joking that they themselves might be on the spectrum. This spawns broader discussion about the appeal of autistic honesty and the ability to just leave conversations without social niceties.
Wife's Cocaine Use & Divorce Strategy
A married man describes his wife's downward spiral over four years: sending nudes after her father's death, alcoholism requiring AA, and now cocaine use brought into the home with a six-year-old present. The hosts hilariously suggest keeping her supplied with cocaine to maintain productivity (she cleaned the house while high), eventually pivoting to recommending he divorce her, send the kid away, and move in with the drug-dealing friend instead. The advice is deliberately terrible but delivered with comedic confidence.
Reddit Rants: Beans, Breakups & Bad Decisions
The team rapidly-fire judges various posts including a prank about making someone think beans are 'woke,' someone being rejected by their best friend, and a person whose Reddit accounts keep getting banned from a library computer. They dismiss long posts as unworthy of advice, champion the 'go through their trash' strategy as universal relationship wisdom, and recommend either moving to Portugal or contacting Elon Musk for help depending on the severity.
Just say no, it's your mom. Like, what is she going to cry about? Like, turning down a couch. Like, all right, whatever. I don't got to spend money on you. You just got to say you don't want a couch, and then just live without a couch. And then when she dies, get a nice couch. Problem solved.← All episode posts