Dingo Becomes God: The Search for the Next Virgin Mary
The hosts dive into a absurdist riff on Scientology, Lord Xenu, and L. Ron Hubbard before Dingo announces he is now God and needs to find his own Virgin Mary to conceive the next savior. The search quickly becomes a comedic nightmare as they Google famous Marys—discovering most candidates are either dead, married to Ted Danson, or (in the case of Mary J. Blige) definitely not virgins. The bit culminates with discussion of Mary Steenbergen as the ideal candidate, though the hosts note she's probably too old to carry a child at this point.
Robbie's Pregnancy Superstitions & Buffalo Wild Wings Ritual
Robbie reveals he's been eating boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings during every Eagles game since moving to Chicago—a superstition born when the team won the Super Bowl the first season he maintained the ritual. His wife has grown tired of Sunday chicken and tried ordering a wrap instead, which coincided with multiple losses, forcing Robbie to ban her from ever ordering it again. He openly admits to controlling what she eats for game days, acknowledging it's probably fucked up but necessary for competitive success. The hosts joke that this is basically The Handmaid's Tale playing out in his household.
Tad Refuses Fantasy Football & Defends His Position
When confronted about rejecting his coworker Brian's fantasy football league invitation, Tad stands firm: he doesn't watch football, has zero interest in the sport, and refuses to invest time in player research and lineup management just to participate in someone else's hobby. Robbie and Dingo acknowledge the appeal—Dingo was previously kicked out of his work league for having the team name 'Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants' while winning—but ultimately side with Tad that joining fantasy sports shouldn't be mandatory. The debate touches on how the Eagles are genuinely good enough that Robbie doesn't need fantasy points to enjoy football.
Political News: Trump's Wealth Surge, Venezuela's Bounty, & Project 2025
The hosts discuss Trump making 40% of his wealth during his seven-month presidency and Venezuela issuing a $50 million bounty on him in retaliation for U.S. bounties on Maduro. They shift to darker territory regarding a Heritage Foundation appointee replacing the BLS commissioner—one of the architects of Project 2025—which Robbie describes as genuinely terrifying. The conversation touches on how releasing the Epstein files could expose powerful people, with redactions concealing Trump's name appearing so frequently that every blacked-out section becomes suspicious.
The Epstein Files, Child Exploitation, & Cover-ups
The episode takes a serious turn as the hosts discuss Trump's 'spa girl' comments—implying he knew Epstein was trafficking a minor—and the blocking of financial investigations into Epstein's money trails by the current administration. They express disgust at normalized pedophilia, cite the Lil Tay OnlyFans scheme where grown men waited for her to turn 18, and argue that knowingly enabling child abuse is nearly as egregious as committing it. The discussion emphasizes that following the money should be non-negotiable and that powerful people should face consequences regardless of political affiliation.
Just leave them alone and hope that they get pregnant by God. Forget whatever you guys sing about. I think inherently everyone should know. Leave the kids alone. — Dingo Jackson← All episode posts