The AirPod Incident & Medical Device Mishaps
A man connects a swallowed AirPod to his phone to check if he can hear it through his toddler's stomach. The hosts debate the appropriate response to emergency situations and discuss why parents shouldn't be feeding their kids high-tech devices. They also get sidetracked debating whether lithium batteries in swallowed items are actually dangerous.
Roommate Clothing Drama & Repressed Sexuality Theories
A college guy refuses to wear clothes around the house while lounging, and his new roommate demands a 'clothed at all times' house rule. The hosts theorize the new roommate might be closeted based on his discomfort, while Meryl volunteers to inspect the situation firsthand. They ultimately agree majority rules and the original roommates aren't assholes for keeping their comfort levels.
The Homeless Girl with Tumor, Three Pets & $300 Dilemma
A woman on social security with an unknown chest tumor, multiple pets, and no clean clothes refuses to pay her boyfriend $70 for his broken gaming controller her dog peed on. The hosts dissect her victim narrative while pointing out she could use her $300 government money for an ID, clean clothes, AND the controller. They conclude she's partially the asshole for not taking responsibility, but her boyfriend also sucks for mooching.
Lazy 18-Year-Old TikTok Addict Needs Parental Intervention
A parent struggles with an 18-year-old who sleeps all day, stays up all night on TikTok, and refuses to help around the house despite family history of addiction. The hosts agree the parent is enabling bad behavior and suggest cutting off payments for phone, car insurance, and other bills to teach real consequences. They humorously suggest humiliation via TikTok as a potential motivational tactic.
The Screaming Eagle & Multi-Purpose Bathroom Bowls
What started as a debate about using a defrosting bowl for mop water spirals into Reddit's bizarre culture of maintaining designated 'puke bowls' in households. Meryl and the hosts learn that some people keep specific bowls on hand for simultaneous vomiting and defecation (a phenomenon called a 'screaming eagle'), leading to an extended discussion about hygiene, bucket situations, and why this is apparently a real thing some families do.
Group Project Submission Sabotage & Early Deadlines
A student removes a non-contributing groupmate's name from a final project and submits it three days early, preventing the slacker from even attempting her slides. The hosts agree she's the asshole not for removing the name, but for submitting early and denying the student any final opportunity. They emphasize that group projects should stay open until the actual due date.
Accidentally Exposing Religious Friend to Gay TV Content
A college student's sister's religious friend barges into her room mid-scene of an explicit threesome (two guys, one woman), watches the guys finish with each other, and calls the host a 'pervert.' The sister lies about watching the same show and sides with the friend, causing the mom to ban the friend from the house. The hosts unanimously agree the sister and friend are the assholes, and the original poster did nothing wrong.
You're gonna have to do that emergency stop where you stop peeing and it hurts a little bit… You feel right in the middle of your urethra and you're just like, ooh. Things happened. — Dingo← All episode posts