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2026 episodes (37)

Where's The Beef?
Ep. 83

Where's The Beef?

Trump’s mystery beef imports are from Brazil and Argentina, the same country China rejected for chloramphenicol antibiotic contamination and a USDA recall. The boys cover the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, Mitch McConnell sitting motionless in the Senate for 20 hours, Amazon destroying rare books to train AI, biological computers made from human blood in Singapore, and the Robot Olympics 2026. F*** You, So What.

Dookie Nukem
Ep. 82

Dookie Nukem

Karoline Leavitt may have resigned after learning Trump used her as an unwitting decoy on the less secure Air Force One while he escaped Turkey in a catering cart with aide Natalie Harp. Trump’s crypto company World Liberty Financial just got approved to become a bank. ICE is spending $20 million on shock gloves, foodborne illness is up 400%, and Mitch McConnell is officially Bigfoot. F*** You, So What.

Ranked Choice Voting
Ep. 81

Ranked Choice Voting

Iran says the Strait of Hormuz stays closed until Trump is gone or they get $300 billion. Whichever comes first. Trump was smuggled out of Turkey in a catering cart. The boys debate ranked choice voting, the two party system, functional illiteracy, the National Popular Vote Act, and whether Fauci deserves any of this. Also Tad is microdosing and has never been calmer. F*** You, So What.

Beanboozled with Brian
Ep. 80

Beanboozled with Brian

Tad stress drank three tequilas before recording started. Mitch McConnell has vanished from the hospital he’s supposedly in. Canada, France, Spain, Greece, and Washington state are all on fire. Supply chain expert and returning guest Brian says tariffs and trade chaos won’t stabilize until 2028. Dingo wants a free HGTV renovation house. Did we mention Brian’s here? F*** You, So What.

Diarrhea Conspiracy
Ep. 79

Diarrhea Conspiracy

Taylor Farms called the White House to delay a parasite recall and the administration naturally obliged. The boys cover the diarrhea conspiracy, Russia spotting targets for Iran’s attacks on US troops while Trump takes Putin’s word for it, Trump posting AI memes all night, Mitch McConnell’s increasingly fake proof of life photos, the Tesla Cybertruck declared the biggest automotive flop in US history, and LeBron to the Sixers. F*** You, So What.

They Get The Sun, We Get The Runs
Ep. 78

They Get The Sun, We Get The Runs

A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital’s sunshine on demand scheme, Trump’s Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell’s AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbreak. F*** You, So What.

Return of the Slizzard
Ep. 77

Return of the Slizzard

Chicago comedian Lizz returns for a deep dive into the viral Facebook group Are We Dating the Same Guy. AI catfish romance scams, Illinois biometrics laws, a woman staying with a potentially dangerous boyfriend because he pays for her gel nails, a man who lied about a threesome with his step cousin, the first date bill debate, and why a firefighter with a lisp is actually a great catch. F*** You, So What.

RIP Mitch
Ep. 76

RIP Mitch

Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for three weeks and his wife flew to China. The boys cover the Mitch McConnell coma conspiracy and the August 3rd Senate seat deadline, Florida gubernatorial candidate Bobby Williams saying one-day maternity leave is enough, Zohran Mamdani’s thermostat controversy, Graham Platner’s controversial tattoo and misconduct allegations, and Dingo’s Fourth of July hit and run with a Mister Softee truck. F*** You, So What.

Mandela's Supreme Court
Ep. 75

Mandela's Supreme Court

CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

Can't All Be Bangers
Ep. 74

Can't All Be Bangers

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New episodes weekly. thedingodaily.com

The Dingo Daily News Network
Ep. 73

The Dingo Daily News Network

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Live From Boca: The Pulte Thickens
Ep. 72

Live From Boca: The Pulte Thickens

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

The Daily Does Reddit Part 9 with Michael Wenas
Ep. 71

The Daily Does Reddit Part 9 with Michael Wenas

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Mr. Yeast Is Sour Though
Ep. 70

Mr. Yeast Is Sour Though

Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the internet. F*** You, So What.

Back To Brooklyn
Ep. 69

Back To Brooklyn

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Gerrymandering and Pokémon Sex
Ep. 68

Gerrymandering and Pokémon Sex

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Six Seven
Ep. 67

Six Seven

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

Australiens and The Galactic Age of Consent
Ep. 66

Australiens and The Galactic Age of Consent

This week we’re joined by Rainos from Australia — and things get weird fast. We debate whether Americans can handle alien disclosure, establish the rules for interplanetary relations, and Tad shares his firsthand UFO encounter from 1998. Also his alien foot-scanning incident. Yes, really. Robbbie has a proposal for the current administration. Dingo does not care. The FBI is welcome to subscribe. New episodes every week. Like and subscribe.

Science Is Dangerous
Ep. 65

Science Is Dangerous

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.

The Daily Does Reddit Part 8 with Lizz
Ep. 64

The Daily Does Reddit Part 8 with Lizz

The crew is back for Reddit Part 8, this time with special guest Lizz Evalen, Chicago comedian and professional chaos agent. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo dive into Reddit’s wildest relationship dilemmas — cowboy boot bridezillas, mystery suitcases, tampered condoms, unplugged routers, and the husband who forgets you exist. Lizz fits right in. Subscribe for weekly episodes.

You Are A Domestic Terrorist
Ep. 63

You Are A Domestic Terrorist

Congratulations — you made the list. The FBI’s new NSPM-7 basically classifies anyone who isn’t MAGA as a domestic terrorist. Dingo, Robbbie & Tad walk through the checklist live. Also: ICE crashes a Marine graduation, a Sunday school teacher gets arrested on her wedding day, and Iran’s Lego rap videos are embarrassing the entire U.S. government. Democracy’s fine. Everything’s fine.

We're Living In A Society
Ep. 62

We're Living In A Society

Are we living in a society? Evidence suggests no. Armed guards at preschools. GoFundMe pages for plane crash survivors. Pete Hegseth’s insider trading (with a satisfying twist). Palm Beach Airport’s unfortunate rebrand. Todd Blanche gutting the DOJ and bragging about it. Philip Burke: Asshole of the Week. Plus the WWI Christmas Truce, Zelenskyy’s Nobel nod, and Robbbie’s rage-brained bitterness. Dark comedy. Political satire. Government incompetence.

What's In The Water?
Ep. 61

What's In The Water?

What’s in the water? Everything. None of it good. The store is open — grab your “F*ck You, So What?” mug while the oceans die. This week: microplastics in your balls, ICE detaining a woman who was literally already leaving, TSA working for free because daddy said no, and the diesel supply quietly circling the drain. Also Bucks County Pennsylvania is absolutely cooked and Dingo has been eating the same dinner for years. No notes. Things are bleak. Buy a shirt.

Heated Headlines
Ep. 60

Heated Headlines

The TikTok sale has a $10 billion transaction fee going to the Trump administration and we can’t stop yelling about government corruption. From aircraft carriers on fire to selling national security briefings for campaign donations, we break down the headlines that broke us. Also: Laura Loomer’s face, treason for money, and why politicians should be universally hated again.

Frank For You
Ep. 59

Frank For You

Robbbie tried to build a simple AI and accidentally created Frank — an autonomous AI agent built to make $1M online. Now this artificial intelligence has a “soul,” is spawning sub-agents, and acting independently like a startup automation bot. If this AI business experiment turns into Skynet… it’s 100% Robbbie’s fault.

Oops, We Did It Again (Iran War Edition)
Ep. 58

Oops, We Did It Again (Iran War Edition)

Iran strikes are coming and we’ve learned absolutely nothing. We discuss accidentally killing our own guys, defense contractors getting rich, politicians profiting from war, and why this keeps happening. Also: American Idol season 24 (yes really), did Ruben Studdard die, and are black bears actually pussies.

Swiping Alt-Right
Ep. 57

Swiping Alt-Right

MAGA guys are catfishing liberal women for anchor babies, Bonnie Blue’s knocked up by one of 400 dudes, and the internet never forgets your porn career. Dingo, Robbbie, and Tad unpack dating deception, fragile masculinity, constitutional violations by ICE, and the brutal economics of sex work. Also: why Florida is a 140-degree hellscape, career pivots in the hustle economy, and the golden rule… mind your fucking business.

The Daily Does Bum Wine Bob
Ep. 56

The Daily Does Bum Wine Bob

Bum Wine Bob joins The Dingo Weekly to review the best of the worst cheap booze. From malt liquor nostalgia and Thunderbird memories to Atlantic City blackouts, we’re diving into the bottom shelf. Dingo shares his survival strategy for the show Alone, and we discuss the nightmare of hot dog Buzz Balls. It’s a comedy podcast deep dive into budget drinking and questionable life choices.

They Cured Cancer
Ep. 55

They Cured Cancer

The Year of Curing Cancer? Tad drops global bombshells: Russia’s 100% effective cancer vaccine, Japan restoring paralyzed motor function, and Brazil’s earwax cancer test. Plus, the Epstein Files go “Fortnite”—tracking the “Little Saint Jeff” account active in 2024. We recap a mid Super Bowl, Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock, and why you need to start a garden now.

What Men?
Ep. 54

What Men?

Robbbie imports a 5-lb chocolate heart as the crew debates if Groundhog Day is a holiday or a cloaca-pissing contest. Tad slams Back to the Future 3 plot holes and the Balkanization of America. Plus: Robbbie’s rage over the Epstein files “What men?” defense, Dr. Oz’s retirement age plan, and the “weird” MAGA halftime show vs. Green Day’s live Super Bowl opening. It’s a total clown show.

Not-So-Super Heroes
Ep. 53

Not-So-Super Heroes

Tad’s 90-minute massage leads to a debate on “strong hands” and pregnancy weight. Robbbie slams PJ Masks for giving a superhero a snowboard instead of working legs. Plus, the crew discusses the “variety” of Mexican food, Trump’s bizarre letter to Norway about Greenland, and why digital piracy is a public service for saving HBO content like Westworld. It’s a total clown show.

Tom's Mom's Facebook
Ep. 52

Tom's Mom's Facebook

In this episode of The Dingo Weekly Podcast, the hosts attempt to maintain order while Scroll explores the outer reaches of his consciousness after consuming six grams of mushrooms. Between identifying as a broken espresso machine and hearing the theory that flying fish are “ocean astronauts,” Scroll manages to prank-call his detective cousin for midnight legal consent. We also witness the staggering conclusion to the saga of the girl who ignored every biological red flag to finally marry her own cousin. Pure genetic stagnation.

Where Are Her Clothes?
Ep. 51

Where Are Her Clothes?

She went to a work Christmas party. She came home in her underwear. Apparently that’s where the story stops making sense. This episode dissects a viral Reddit relationship mystery packed with missing time, convenient amnesia, sketchy coworkers, and explanations that get worse every time someone talks. The crew pulls apart the logic, questions everyone involved, and watches the red flags stack up like it’s a competitive sport. It’s relationship drama, internet mystery, and holiday chaos colliding in the dumbest possible way—told with zero benefit of the doubt and absolutely no patience for nonsense.

Judge, Jury, and ICEcutioner: Immigration Frustration
Ep. 50

Judge, Jury, and ICEcutioner: Immigration Frustration

This episode of The Dingo Weekly starts with politics and consumer boycotts and immediately derails into late-stage capitalism, bad fast food decisions, broken systems, and the slow realization that nobody is in charge of anything. It’s a dark comedy podcast episode about modern culture, pointless arguments, and why every serious discussion eventually turns into yelling about chicken fingers. No solutions, no experts, just snarky commentary, bad takes, and the kind of humor you develop when the world keeps getting dumber.

Return of the Scroll
Ep. 49

Return of the Scroll

Our mysterious friend from Greenland (or was it Sweden?) returns for another chaotic conversation about aliens. Well, we planned to discuss aliens but naturally went completely off the rails within minutes. Featuring dark humor, ominous vibes, and absolutely zero structure. Hope you enjoy it more than his guests did!

A Lethal Dose of New Year
Ep. 48

A Lethal Dose of New Year

You’ve come to the right place if you need advice on pet care. Take care of all your dog’s problems for the extremely low price of one bottle of antifreeze! No dog? No problem! There are plenty of things lying around your house to cure all your problems too! Also, we each explore our spirit Florida man.

Where Do You Store Your Poop Rocks?
Ep. 47

Where Do You Store Your Poop Rocks?

Kick off 2026 with a look back at the best (and only) highlights of 2025! In this New Year’s episode, the crew dives into the short list of last year’s wins: Tad’s swanky new couch, the saga of Dingo’s “poop rocks”, and Robbbie’s struggle to survive the conversation. Whether 2026 is a triumph or a dumpster fire, we’re riding the ride together. Join us every week for your regular dose of comedy and banter.