Guess what day it is! That’s right, it’s Halloween… basically. Grab your Jack-o-lantern buckets and your weapons. From Robbbie having a rumpus on mischief night, to prisoners of war having their skin ripped off of their body while still alive, we cover how everyone spends their special night!
What do you call a witch’s musical group? A coven band! No? Well, let’s see you come up with something better. Anyway, Tad is complaining that they don’t make bands anymore and Robbbie hates witches, or something.
These are the guidelines that every autonomous being should strive to live by. Just like Jesus taught. Wait, what?
Will that be cash, card, or asteroid? Turns out we can afford nice things, after all. Also: Other things!
Ever want a device that wraps around your head and projects your innermost thoughts out, leaving you with little to no control? No? Same. Well, at least you’ll be hands-free on certain websites! Hopefully it works better than everything on this podcast!
Pigs, and chickens, and… goats? Oh my. The dark lord sure has been busy clearing out real estate for these guys’ new business plan outside the city of brotherly love (fatherly love not included).
Hearken, fellows! O’erly free potations at thy convivium doth invite inebriation, rendering thy gait wambly and thy wits obfuscated. Such surfeit forfends a crapulous morrow and profound compunction. Prudence now, or repentance later!
The Dingo Weekly condemns violence in any form. Assaulting anyone for their political affiliation, race, religion, sexual orientation or for any other reason is unacceptable and should be persecuted. Also, it was a really sweet shopping cart.
Having trouble thinking of a noteworthy way to make your exit to the great beyond? Look no further! Take notes and prepare to go out in a blaze of glory, or at least a bunch of confused onlookers.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: In light of recent events, The Dingo Weekly would like to reiterate our continued and adamant insistence against all forms of violence. No one likes that.
Dingo’s God now and he’s looking for his next Mary, Robbbie’s wife is sick of Sunday chicken, and Tad doesn’t want to play in your Fantasy league (sorry Brian :( ). All hail Lord Xenu! Pick up your latest edition of Dianetics today!
Looking to relocate? The moon has everything you need! Nuclear power plant, crisp weather conditions, and a TON of room for graves! Hopefully it’s in the proper time zone.
Do you think you’ve learned everything you possibly could have from a podcast? Well, I’d hate to ever be as wrong as you are right now. Tip to tail, it’s all covered!
Who’s on your Ugly List? Brooklyn stops by to be the next guest to take control of the situation, and she is a dominant one. Everything is covered, from sea life to which presidents can get it. You may want to take notes.
“you thought about buying a chicken coop but they’re too expensive so you’ll get them swoll in your garage gym instead, a robin flew into my house bc my kid had a wet towel, semites aren’t just jews so you solved peace in the middle east, and you can get wasp honey drugs for cheap from nepal. i still have 20 mins to go lol” -Robbbie
The Gelatinous One takes over! Jelly stops by to get to know the guys with some hard-hitting personal questions, and a trivia segment that may surprise you! Find Jelly on: ▶︎ YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@gelatinouscomedy ▶︎ Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/gelatinouscomedy ▶︎ TikTok at https://www.tiktok.com/@thegelatinousone
Play rejoins the squad, but not to help others. These guys can’t even help themselves. Fortunately for you, important topics are still covered. Learn plenty about things such as human anatomy, and what your favorite parts say about you!
The guys discuss a different sport that involves bats, pitch a new show to TLC, and share personal tragedies the likes of which are rarely seen, this week….. on The Dingo Weekly!
Another untamed episode of Reddit advice! Forgetful husbands, surprise snips, and a grandmother that needs to mind her own business! Who’s to blame, this time? Probably Obama.
Up-and-coming ornithologists discuss native species, farm life, and baseball, unfortunately. It’s not what you think, this time. Promise.
Put on your most comfy shoes, because it’s prime time for real estate nightmares! Speaking of nightmares, our past is flooding back in to haunt us.
I would tell you what the episode is about this week, but time is a construct. Are you even listening? Are we even here? Is any of this real? Also, movie reviews!
Grab the popcorn and pull a blanket over your lap so nobody sees! It’s Movie Night! But first, let’s solve some more people’s problems, and maybe a couple of our own. Looks like someone finally figured out how to use a microphone….
Who doesn’t love cultural appropriation? This week the gang celebrated Cinco de Mayo 5 weeks ago, and it’s a laugh riot that you’ll find hard to protest. We prefer ice in our tequila, not on our streets. Let’s hope we don’t get deported!
This week the gang talks to a real supply chain logistics guy about how we’re all fucked. Have fun!
You ever think you have a good thing going and then your guest bails on you 10 minutes into the episode? This week the gang learns how to pivot. They can’t all be bangers, FYSW, listen anyway.
They may have come in fourth place at Eurovision, but they’re first in our hearts. This week, our ambassador from Sweden joins in to help do what these guys do best… give out unsolicited advice!
Hide your kids, hide your….. cats? Exotic animals don’t qualify for habeas corpus, so get ready for some monkey business! Forget Tiger King, Jordan is here to share some methed up stories!
Conclave got you stressing? Get your mind off of things with our friend Billy, and wonder what the Pope was up to before he wore the nifty hat.
This week the guys drink too much and get confused. At least no one got punched in the face this time.
Grab your balls and cough. This week we brought in a real doctor to tell us what unhealthy sacks of shit we all are!
Have you ever felt like you were forgetting something? Well, it probably wasn’t important. Tuesday Night Tad makes his first appearance, and he sure is a fun guy!
Can’t decide who to bring to the family reunion? Brother being a creep and Mom is cracking the whip on everyone except him? Girlfriend get married on vacation? THIS WEEK (all caps now) the guys are back to help! Now with 173% more male genitalia!
All the trivia you never wanted to know and all the quizzes you never wanted to take! This week, the guys cover why you should shave your dog, and why you shouldn’t take their sports gambling tips. Also, a gauntlet is thrown down!
Tad explains why women are dirt, Robbbie buys way too much chocolate annually, and Dingo joins the patriarchy!
All the flavors of space packed into one episode! Yes, that is strawberry you’re tasting. We also have Mexicans on parade, and the boys pitch some interesting sponsorship ideas.
The team weighs in on Chad’s threesome, finds out they may be on the spectrum, and hammers home the importance of not giving drugs to children.
The guys explain why you can call them “daddy,” Crackhead Jane fails her parenting test, and a huge announcement on Day 1!
Enjoy this teaser for the upcoming Dingo Weekly podcast. Tad gives his Super Bowl predictions, we discuss the Grammys, and the Daily crew gives their official stance on record labels.