A Louisiana pastor accused of punching a man 35 times on a public lawn has a simple explanation: scripture made him do it. Tony Spell, 48, pastor of Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, was arrested Tuesday on second-degree battery charges after beating his neighbor's 20-year-old son badly enough to require five stitches. Then he went back to his congregation and quoted the Bible about it.

What Actually Happened on That Lawn

According to WBRZ, Spell was across the street from his church changing the battery on a school bus when things escalated with the son of his long-time neighbor Scott Sherwin. Spell claims the young man threatened to rape his wife, rape his grandchildren, and murder his family while he was out of town. Horrifying, if true. What happened next, however, is not in dispute, because there is video.

Footage obtained by WBRZ shows Spell walking across a four-lane road in broad daylight and proceeding to punch the man eight times before taking him to the ground and throwing another 27 punches. Twenty-seven. He also allegedly twisted the man's neck and kicked him in the side. At some point during the beating, per the New York Post, Spell threatened, 'I'm going to break your neck.' The victim needed five stitches to his chin.

Spell is now facing second-degree battery charges, which carry a maximum sentence of eight years in prison. His court date is September 15. He says, without apparent irony, 'The truth will come out in court.'

The Bible Verse That Apparently Covers This

Here is where it gets genuinely surreal. Spell did not hide from his congregation after the arrest. He addressed them directly and compared what happened to 'domestic terrorism.' Then he reached for Mark 16:18.

The verse, for those who did not grow up in a church that assigned homework: 'In my name, they shall lay hands on the sick. And they shall recover.' Spell told his flock, according to WAFB, 'So today, I fulfilled the scripture. I laid hands on the sick. I don't know how much recovery they're going to have, but I laid hands on the sick.'

Set aside for a moment what your pastor would say if you tried this defense. Just sit with the fact that a man who beat someone 35 times on a suburban lawn, face visible to every passing car, stood in a house of worship the following day and framed it as a healing ministry. This is a real thing that happened in America in 2026.

This Is Not Tony Spell's First Rodeo

If the name sounds familiar, that is because Spell has been generating headlines for years. During the COVID-19 pandemic, he became a conservative media darling for holding packed in-person church services in defiance of Louisiana's social distancing rules, earning himself a stack of citations in the process.

He also filed a lawsuit against his neighbor Scott Sherwin in 2020, alleging that surveillance cameras Sherwin installed were being used to monitor him. So the feud with the Sherwin family is not new. It is years old, apparently simmering, and has now boiled over into a 35-punch beatdown filmed from the street.

And then there was April 2020, when police alleged that Spell backed a church bus toward a protester named Trey Bennett who was demonstrating outside his church. WAFB-TV reported that Spell was arrested for aggravated assault in that incident. He was never formally charged. Spell, in other words, has a pattern, and the pattern is not turning the other cheek.

His Own Defense, In His Own Words

Spell is not laying low and he is not apologizing. He told reporters he had a 'duty and obligation' to protect his family and ranked his responsibilities in order: 'Number one, I'm a husband, number two, I'm a father, and number three, I'm a pastor who shepherds his flock. I will not allow a man to murder my children when I'm gone.'

Look, the threats he described, if accurately reported, are genuinely disturbing. No reasonable person wants to hear someone threaten their family in graphic terms. That is real. But the legal and moral question here is not whether Spell was provoked. It is whether walking across a four-lane road to punch someone 35 times on camera constitutes lawful self-defense of anyone. Louisiana courts will have thoughts on this. They usually do.

The Dingo Take

Tony Spell has built an entire identity around being the guy who does not follow rules that apply to everyone else, whether those rules are public health orders, or, apparently, the general understanding that you cannot beat someone half to death on a public lawn and then quote Leviticus about it. The COVID defiance stuff made him a hero in certain corners of the internet. This is considerably harder to spin, given that the punching was filmed and the punch count is in the dozens.

The Bible verse defense is going to haunt this man in court in ways he has not fully thought through. 'I laid hands on the sick' is funny in a dark, absurdist way when you say it to your congregation. It is considerably less funny when a prosecutor reads it into the record next to a medical report and a video. Judges tend to be unmoved by scripture as a legal framework, particularly when the scripture has been retrofitted to cover aggravated battery after the fact.

Spell says the truth will come out in court. He is probably right about that. Whether the truth that comes out is the version he is hoping for is an entirely different question, and September 15 is not that far away.

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