Meta's New Patent Would Log Every Sigh and Laugh You Make
Mark Zuckerberg's company has filed a patent for a wearable AI device that would listen for your sighs, log your laughter, and note what time you take your...
ICE Has Now Fatally Shot 10 People in 18 Months. No Accountability Yet.
A 52-year-old man kissed his dog goodbye, packed the meal his wife made him, picked up three coworkers, and drove to a construction site. ICE shot him dead...
Queens Man Arrested With 2 Extra Molotovs After Firebombing Two Churches
A 36-year-old man in Queens spent his Wednesday night firebombing two separate religious buildings less than a mile apart, and when police caught up with him,...
Iran Stashed 300 Killer Drones in Cuba Before the War Even Started
So while the U.S. and Iran were busy blowing each other's proxies up across the Middle East, Tehran apparently found the time to quietly park 300 kamikaze...
U.S. Strikes Iran's Nuclear Plant Perimeter While Trump Says Tehran 'Wants a Deal'
The United States hit the area surrounding Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant on Thursday, Iranian state media reported, while President Trump told the...
Trump's Iran War Is Accidentally Saving the Planet
Donald Trump bombed his way into an accidental climate policy. Four months into the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran, countries across Asia and Africa are abandoning...
Maine Dems Scramble for Nominee After Senate Pick Quits Over Assault Allegations
Maine Democrats had a Senate candidate. Then they had a sexual assault scandal. Now they have until July 27 to figure out who the hell is going to take on...
AI Arms Race Goes Full Cold War as US and China Both Eye the Kill Switch
Here's a sentence you didn't expect to read today: the United States and China have found something they agree on, and it's that maybe nobody should have...
Your 'No Income Tax' State Is Still Taking Your Money, Moron
You moved to Florida or Texas specifically to escape income taxes, and you have told everyone about it at least twice. Here is the thing they didn't put in the...
Mbappé's Team Is Flying on ICE's Deportation Airline
Kylian Mbappé has spent years positioning himself as one of soccer's loudest voices against the far right, calling anti-immigration politicians "catastrophic"...
Harvard Doctors Want Surgeons to Kill Patients Mid-Transplant
A Harvard Medical School physician and bioethicist has published a formal proposal in the New England Journal of Medicine arguing that surgeons should be...
Phillies' Interim Manager Wants the Real Job, and His Son Gets to Decide
The Philadelphia Phillies fired their manager in April, replaced him with his bench coach on an interim basis, went on one of the best runs in baseball, and...
Egypt Says World Cup Refs Were Rigged for Messi. FIFA Disagrees.
Egypt came back from the future to 2-0 up against Argentina in the World Cup round of 16, then watched Argentina score three goals in thirteen minutes, and...
Kirk Murder Suspect's Roommate Got Immunity After 'I Am, I'm Sorry' Texts
Before Tyler Robinson turned himself in to a Utah sheriff's office, he had already texted his roommate a confession. The roommate, it turns out, had also found...
Burger King Is Charging $18 for a Bacon Sandwich and Chili's Is Done Being Polite About It
Somewhere out there, a Burger King franchise is charging $18.19 for a Bacon King meal, and a stranger on the internet had the audacity to post the receipt....
Trump Fled Turkey on Old Plane With Blinds Down While Iran Had Missiles Pointed at Him
The President of the United States flew home from a NATO summit with the window blinds down, on a backup plane, because his shiny new $400 million jet...
Nearly 1,000 Michiganders Have a Poop Parasite and Nobody Knows Why
Nearly a thousand people in Michigan are currently dealing with a parasitic infection that causes, and we are quoting the CDC here, "frequent and sometimes...
Man Walked Out of UCLA Library With $216K in Ancient Chinese Manuscripts By Swapping Them With Fakes
A California man spent roughly seven months swapping priceless ancient Chinese manuscripts from UCLA's rare book collection with hand-crafted fakes, flying...
Trump Accounts Are Real Now. Here's What to Know Before You Sign Up.
As of this past weekend, you can open a federally branded investment account for your child, watch it grow in the stock market, and eventually let them spend...
Maine's Democratic Senate Hope Quits 48 Hours After Sexual Assault Allegation
Graham Platner, the oysterman-turned-Marine who somehow beat a sitting governor to become Democrats' nominee for Maine's Senate seat, is done. Forty-eight...
Baldoni Breaks Silence With 'Gratitude' Video While Lively's Team Chases $8M in Legal Fees
Justin Baldoni, the man currently staring down an $8 million legal fee request from Blake Lively's attorneys, has broken his 13-month Instagram silence to post...
Europe's Deadliest June Ever: 1,300 Dead, 11,000 Acres Burning, and We're Just Getting Started
More than 1,300 people died from heat across Europe in the last ten days of June alone. Wildfires chewed through over 11,000 acres of southern France. People...
ICE Shot a Texas Dad on His Way to Work. His Family Found Out From the News.
A 52-year-old construction worker named Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Houston on Tuesday morning while on his way to pick up...
Ivanka and Jared's Albanian Beach Resort Is Causing a Revolution
Albania is in the middle of its biggest political crisis since the fall of communism, and the inciting incident is a luxury mega-resort backed by Jared Kushner...
Day Two: U.S. Bombs Iran Again, This Time Wider
The United States bombed Iranian military targets for the second consecutive day on Wednesday, and this time the strikes were bigger. Bandar Abbas. Sirik....
Trump's Memphis Taskforce Has Now Killed 4 People in 2 Months
Four people are dead in two months, and the body count keeps climbing. Federal agents with Donald Trump's Memphis Safe Task Force shot and killed a man at an...
Trump Blew Up the Iran Ceasefire and Now Gas Prices Are Going Up Again
Two days after the Dow Jones hit a record high, Trump declared the Iran ceasefire over, the U.S. military attacked dozens of targets along the Iranian...
Court Tells Trump His Name Stays Off Kennedy Center
A federal appeals court just told Donald Trump he cannot put his name back on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts while his legal fight plays out. The...
SCOTUS Gutted Voting Rights. Now Trump Wants Your Birth Certificate.
The Supreme Court spent its spring session systematically dismantling the Voting Rights Act of 1965, and Donald Trump watched that happen and thought: great...
DOJ Threatens to Criminally Charge State Election Officials Over a Problem That Doesn't Exist
The Department of Justice just threatened to criminally prosecute election officials in all 50 states and DC for allowing noncitizens to vote. There is no...
Meta's AI Datacenter Pumped Bacteria Into Wyoming's Water Supply
Mark Zuckerberg's company is building a massive AI datacenter in Cheyenne, Wyoming, and its contractor's idea of being a 'good neighbor' apparently included...
Trump Promises Ukraine Patriot Licenses, Forgets to Tell Lockheed Martin
Donald Trump stood next to Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the NATO summit in Ankara on Wednesday and announced that the United States will license Ukraine to build its...
Trump's $3.8B Lawsuit Against WaPo Tossed by His Own Appointee
Donald Trump sued the Washington Post for $3.8 billion over a story linking his social media startup to a bank that specialized in processing payments for...
Man Lived 8 Years in National Forest With 1,000 Lbs of Trash, Got Probation
An Arizona man spent eight years building what can only be described as a garbage kingdom inside a protected national forest, racking up six federal arrest...
Accused Dem Senate Nominee Still Won't Quit, Now Trying to Pick His Own Replacement
Graham Platner, the Democratic Senate nominee in Maine, is facing a sexual assault allegation he denies, demands to withdraw from Bernie Sanders, Chuck...
Ex-DHS Chief Says Chinese Cartels Run 80% of Oklahoma's Weed Farms
Here is a sentence you did not expect to read today: according to the White House's own 2026 National Drug Control Strategy, Chinese criminal organizations now...
ICE Deported a Vision-Impaired Dad. He Signed the Papers Without His Glasses.
Last summer, ICE agents in masks and body armor fanned out across Los Angeles and started making people disappear. One year later, the families left behind are...
Anthropic Got Caught Spying on Chinese Users and Called It 'Abuse Prevention'
Here's a sentence you don't read every day: China caught an American AI company spying on its users, and the American AI company basically said, yeah, fair...
Trump Killed $66M in Teen Pregnancy Prevention Grants for 'Normalizing Sex'
The Trump administration just canceled $66 million in federal grants designed to prevent teen pregnancies, citing the programs' alleged crime of 'normalizing...
Trump Calls Iran 'Scum' and 'Sick People,' Declares Peace Deal Dead
Three weeks. That's how long it took for Trump's historic Iran peace deal to go from signed memorandum of understanding to 'they're scum.' The New York Post...
Convicted Embezzler Marine Le Pen: 'Tonight, I Am a Candidate'
A French appeals court confirmed on Tuesday that Marine Le Pen spent over a decade overseeing the theft of $3.2 million from European Union taxpayers, slapped...
Iran Missiles Hit Bahrain and Kuwait After US Blasts 60 Iranian Boats
The ceasefire between the United States and Iran is disintegrating at speed, and both sides are now taking turns blowing things up while insisting the other...
Messi Scored Twice, Missed a Penalty, and Still Saved Argentina From Humiliation
Argentina, the reigning world champion and top-ranked team on planet Earth, was getting embarrassed by Egypt in Atlanta on Tuesday. Down two goals, penalty...
California Won't Show You the Diaper Contract Newsom Bragged About
California Governor Gavin Newsom held a big press conference to announce a multimillion-dollar state contract to hand out free co-branded diapers to new...
Commerce Dept Gives OpenAI Permission to Unleash GPT-5.6 on All of Us
The U.S. Department of Commerce has decided that yes, actually, everyone should have access to OpenAI's most powerful AI model yet, clearing GPT-5.6 for a...
Airlines Burned $6.66B on Fuel in May. Guess Who's Paying.
U.S. airlines spent $6.66 billion on jet fuel in May alone, the second consecutive month fuel costs have cleared $6 billion, according to government data...
500 Dead and Counting: DRC's Ebola Strain Has No Treatment and the World Just Noticed
There is an Ebola outbreak that has already killed more than 500 people and sickened over 1,560, it has been raging for over 50 days, and until last week there...
Trump's Top Environmental Adviser Quits to Go Consult on the Rules She Just Gutted
The woman Donald Trump put in charge of dismantling federal environmental review requirements is now leaving the White House to go work in the private sector,...
ICE's New 'Not a Detention Center' Holds Kids for 72 Hours Next to Deportation Hub
The Trump administration is building a 528-bed facility to hold migrant families and unaccompanied children next to the single busiest deportation airport in...
Steel Beams Buckling on Floor 21: Manhattan High-Rise Empties Midtown
Steel beams started bending and buckling on the 21st floor of a Midtown Manhattan skyscraper Tuesday morning, and authorities spent the day telling everyone...
McConnell Hospitalized 3 Weeks, GOP Leaders Offer Suspiciously Identical 'He's Fine' Stories
Mitch McConnell has been sitting in a hospital bed for roughly three weeks, and the American public knows almost nothing about why. Then, within hours of each...
402 Arrested After TikTok Flash Mob Turns Newport Beach Into a War Zone
Someone posted a flash mob callout on TikTok, thousands of teenagers showed up to a beach already packed with Fourth of July families, and Newport Beach,...
NFL Player Was 24 When He Died. He Already Had Brain Disease.
A Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman who died by suicide last November was 24 years old and already had a degenerative brain disease caused by repeated head...
Ford Recalls 177K Cars: Wipers Fail, Shafts Snap, Silent EVs Stalk Pedestrians
Ford is recalling over 177,000 vehicles across three separate recalls, covering defects that range from wipers that stop working in cold weather to electric...
Black Teen Left Behind on Remote Island Dies. No Cause. 'Active Investigation.'
An 18-year-old Black man went to a remote barrier island off the Mississippi Gulf Coast with three white friends on the Fourth of July. The three white friends...
Sniper Pad, Chick-fil-A, and a Confession Note: The Charlie Kirk Murder Case Gets Its Day in Court
He ate at Chick-fil-A, chatted up Kirk's staff, went back to change his clothes, climbed to a rooftop, and allegedly shot Charlie Kirk dead in front of...
Utah Finally Shuts Down School That Abused Paris Hilton 25 Years Ago
It only took fifty years of abuse allegations, a celebrity survivor testifying before Congress, and multiple active lawsuits, but Utah has finally revoked the...
Iran Shoots Up the Strait of Hormuz, Blows Up Its Own Oil Deal
Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps spent Tuesday firing missiles at ships and sending drones into a liquefied natural gas tanker, setting it on fire and...
Video Shows Kirk's Alleged Killer on Roof Before Fatal Shot
Utah prosecutors on Tuesday played surveillance footage they say shows the man charged with killing Charlie Kirk arriving on campus, changing clothes, climbing...
USPS Just Raised Stamp Prices Again — And Wants 95 Cents Next
The U.S. Postal Service raised the price of a first-class Forever stamp to 82 cents on Sunday, the sixth price hike in five years, as the agency bleeds money...