Silicon Valley's Richest Wives Are Paying $30K/Year to Optimize Their Sex Lives
A Stanford gynecologist has built a waiting list of billionaire wives willing to pay north of $30,000 a year for what she calls 'sexspan' optimization, and...
NCAA Chief: Supreme Court Trans Ruling Changes Nothing For Us
The Supreme Court ruled this week that states can ban transgender athletes from school sports, and the man running college athletics in America shrugged. NCAA...
Trump Made $2.2 Billion in His First Year Back. Historians Say Nothing Like This Has Ever Happened.
Donald Trump made at least $2.2 billion in his first year back in the White House, according to a mandatory financial disclosure report made public this week....
Netflix Skywalkers Stars Climb Empire State Building Spire to Get Engaged
Most people pop the question at a nice restaurant. Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus climbed to the literal tip of the Empire State Building's needle, 1,454 feet...
Fox News Poll: Ossoff Up 13 on Trump's Hand-Picked Georgia Challenger
Fox News published a poll this week showing Democratic Senator Jon Ossoff beating Trump-endorsed Republican Mike Collins by 13 points in Georgia, which is a...
Brooklyn Pet Store Sold 373 Puppies in 2 Months By Pretending to Be a Rescue
A Brooklyn pet store allegedly sold 373 puppies in just two months by pretending to be an animal rescue charity, pocketing nearly $400,000 while sourcing dogs...
Tariffs Are Now Ruining Weddings Too, Up 8.5% This Year
Nothing says "til death do us part" like going into debt over imported flowers that cost 30% more than they did two years ago. Wedding spending jumped 8.5% in...
Trump's Iran War Just Blew Up the US-Saudi Alliance
The Trump administration launched a war in Iran over Saudi Arabia's explicit objections, ignored Saudi calls to end it, watched Iran attack Saudi Arabia...
Trump Blows Up North America's $2 Trillion Trade Deal
The United States has officially refused to renew the USMCA, the trade agreement that underpins roughly $2 trillion in annual commerce across North America,...
Netflix Stars Arrested After Proposing on Top of Empire State Building Spire
Two people in black masks scaled the full 1,454-foot height of the Empire State Building on Wednesday, unfurled a peace banner from the spire, got engaged...
Brennan Sues DOJ to Stop Trump From Shredding Evidence Before His Show Trial
Former CIA Director John Brennan walked into federal court Wednesday and essentially asked a judge to stop the Trump administration from burning the receipts....
Trump Pocketed $2B Since January and Flew Qatar's Gift 747 This Week
Donald Trump has raked in two billion dollars since returning to the White House, half of it from cryptocurrency he has been publicly promoting from the Oval...
Trump's 927-Page Finance Dump: $1B Crypto, $86M in Lawsuits, and a $208K Bible
The US Office of Government Ethics just dropped 927 pages of Donald Trump's financial life, and it reads less like a government filing and more like the fever...
Fed Chair Warsh Says Inflation Still Too High, Blames Apple and AI
The man in charge of America's interest rates stood in Portugal on Wednesday and told the world that prices are still too damn high, that AI is eating the...
Trump's First Flight on Qatar's $400M Gift to America
The President of the United States flew to North Dakota on Wednesday aboard a $400 million luxury Boeing 747 given to him by the government of Qatar. He called...
MAGA Found Its Feminist Era and It's Aimed Straight at Trans Kids
On the steps of the Supreme Court this week, a crowd of young women cheered a ruling that strips transgender students from girls' sports teams, holding signs...
Democratic Socialists Just Knocked Off a Progressive Icon in Colorado
The left just ate one of its own, and House Democrats are losing their minds about it. Rep. Diana DeGette, a Colorado progressive who has been in Congress...
Woman Falls 1,500 Feet Down a Volcano and Lives to Be Told It's Not a Hike
A 31-year-old woman fell 1,500 feet down the side of an active California volcano on Sunday, survived, and was described by rescuers as alert and "in good...
Trump Made $1B From Crypto While His Feds Regulated Crypto
Donald Trump made more than one billion dollars from his crypto businesses last year. His federal government was simultaneously in charge of regulating those...
Iran May Start Charging Tolls on the Strait of Hormuz — Yes, Really
Iran spent the early months of 2026 turning the Strait of Hormuz into a parking lot for the global oil supply. Now, with a shaky ceasefire in place, Tehran is...
Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump's Birthright Ban 6-3
The Supreme Court just told Donald Trump that the Constitution means what it says, a concept that apparently required a 6-3 ruling to clarify. In a decision...
Trump Cuts Protections on 86M Acres, Then Shows Up to Celebrate Teddy Roosevelt
Donald Trump flew to North Dakota on Wednesday to cut the ribbon on the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, celebrating a president whose defining legacy...
Banksy's New Statue Shows a Flag-Blinded Man Walking Off a Cliff
Sometime in late April, a statue appeared overnight in one of London's most ceremonial public squares. It shows a man in a suit, flag raised high, marching...
Ocean Temps Hit All-Time Record as 1,300 Europeans Die in the Heat
On June 21st, the surface of the world's oceans hit the highest temperature ever recorded in human history, and the official response from the people running...
SCOTUS Lets $400K Fine Stand Against Lawyer Who Tried to Get Abusive Priest Away From Kids
A lawyer who tried to get a priest with a credible sexual abuse allegation removed from a high school campus got hit with a $400,000 fine. He appealed all the...
ICE Tracked a Dad to Finland Over a Mean Email He Sent 6 Months Ago
David Streever sent one angry email to an ICE director in January, compared him to a Nazi, and then apparently forgot about it. The federal government did not...
29-Year-Old Fired for a Blog Post Just Beat a 29-Year Congressional Incumbent
A 29-year-old who got fired from a New York law firm for refusing to delete a blog post just knocked out a congresswoman who has held her seat since before...
Victor Willis, the Voice Behind 'YMCA,' Dead at 74
Victor Willis, the man who wrote "YMCA," performed it for decades in a cop costume, fought in court to reclaim ownership of it, watched Trump hijack it anyway,...
UN Puts Tech CEOs and World Leaders in a Room to Fix AI Before It Fixes Us
The United Nations has apparently decided that the best way to handle the most consequential technology in human history is to put the people selling it in the...
Serena Williams, 44, Lost at Wimbledon. The Standing Ovation Said Otherwise.
Serena Williams walked onto Centre Court at Wimbledon on Tuesday for her first singles match in nearly four years, got a standing ovation before she even hit a...
Trump Threatens to Defund Kansas School for Not Outing Trans Kids to Parents
The Trump administration has decided that the most urgent use of federal enforcement power is forcing a Kansas school district to out transgender children to...
Mexico Ends 40-Year World Cup Curse With 2-0 Stomping of Ecuador
Forty years. Seven consecutive knockout-stage losses. One catastrophic group-stage exit in Qatar that left an entire nation staring into the void. On Tuesday...
120 Million Americans Baking in a Heatwave Over July 4th Weekend
Happy Fourth of July, America. Your gift this year is a heat dome sitting on top of 120 million of you like a wet wool blanket soaked in fire. The National...
House Votes 420-0 to Expose Its Own Sex Harassment Slush Fund
The United States House of Representatives voted 420 to zero on Tuesday to force disclosure of the taxpayer-funded sexual harassment settlements that its own...
Taylor Swift Is Getting Married at MSG and 1,000 People Are Invited
Taylor Swift is not getting married in a chapel, or a vineyard, or some tasteful Tuscan villa like a normal obscenely famous person. She is getting married at...
LeBron James, 41, Dumps the Lakers After 8 Years
LeBron James, the 41-year-old man who has been playing professional basketball since most of his current teammates were in elementary school, is leaving the...
Trump Made $1B From Crypto While Gutting Crypto Regulations
Donald Trump made more than $1 billion from his personal cryptocurrency businesses in 2025, according to a federal disclosure filing released Monday. He also...
Trump White House Lifts Export Controls on Anthropic's Powerful AI Model After 18-Day Ban
The Trump administration quietly lifted export controls on Anthropic's Claude Fable 5 AI model Tuesday evening, ending an 18-day stretch during which one of...
Supreme Court Locked Birthright Citizenship Into the Constitution and Now Congress Can't Touch It
The Supreme Court didn't just rule against Trump's birthright citizenship order. It did something considerably more permanent: it took the whole question away...
Workers' Share of National Income Hits Lowest Point Since WWII
Here is a number that should break your brain: American workers are taking home a smaller share of the national income than at any point since Harry Truman was...