SpaceX Stock Has Already Lost 35% of Its Peak Value and It's Been One Month
SpaceX went public on June 12th as the largest IPO in history, hit $225 a share within a week, and has since lost more than a third of that peak value in under...
Bald by 30? You're 45% Less Likely to Get Prostate Cancer
The universe, in a rare moment of cosmic generosity, has decided to give bald men something back. According to research published in Cancer Epidemiology, men...
Trump Cut the Food Parasite Watchdog. Now 2,800 People Have 'Explosive Diarrhea.'
A parasitic infection causing what health officials are clinically describing as 'explosive diarrhea' has now sickened more than 2,800 people in Michigan and...
Armed Man Drives Ford Bronco to Capitol Barricade, Dog Survives
A man drove up to a security barricade outside the United States Capitol on Monday with a firearm in his vehicle, got arrested, and prompted the kind of...
FBI Fired Analysts Who Said Its Own Georgia Election Probe Was Bullshit
The FBI just fired two of its own analysts for saying out loud what everyone with a functioning brain already suspected: the bureau's investigation into the...
Wall Street's Hottest Stocks Are Also the Cheapest. That's Weird.
The biggest stock market winners of 2026 are memory-related companies, and somehow the market is still pricing them like they're one bad quarter away from...
Hegseth Launches DOJ Taskforce to Hunt Reporters' Sources
Pete Hegseth, a man who was confirmed to run the United States military despite having no relevant qualifications, has now decided the real threat to national...
12 States Sue to Kill $111B Merger That Would Hand Trump Allies CNN and CBS
A dozen state attorneys general filed suit Monday to block a $111 billion mega-merger that would hand control of CNN, CBS News, HBO, and roughly a third of...
Ex-Iranian General: We Can Kill Trump in the White House
A former senior commander in Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps went on record this weekend to say Iran could assassinate Donald Trump inside the White...
Judge Calls Trump's IRS Lawsuit a Fraud, Sanctions His Lawyers
A federal judge just called Donald Trump's $10 billion IRS lawsuit a flat-out fraud on the court, sanctioned two of his lawyers, and wrote 56 pages explaining...
Courts Killed Trump's Tariffs. Now the Treasury Is Mailing Out Billions.
The Trump tariffs squeezed corporate profits, jacked up consumer prices, and destabilized supply chains. Then the courts struck them down. Now the U.S....
27 Dead in Bangkok Bar Fire After Exit Found Locked With Two Bolts
At least 27 people are dead after a fire tore through a beer hall in Bangkok early Monday morning, and Thailand's own Prime Minister stood at the scene and...
Lindsey Graham Died Worth Less Than Your Average Retiree
Senator Lindsey Graham spent 31 years inside one of the most aggressively monetized institutions in American public life and somehow managed to die with less...
Ousted South Korean President Just Got His 3rd Prison Sentence
South Korea's disgraced former president Yoon Suk Yeol picked up yet another prison sentence on Monday, this time two years for receiving manipulated opinion...
Trump Wants a Dead Senator's Sister to Fill His Senate Seat
Lindsey Graham has been dead for about five minutes and Donald Trump is already on Truth Social demanding his sister get the job. Darline Graham Nordone has...
Trump Announces Iran Naval Blockade, Will Charge Ships a 20% 'Reimbursement'
Donald Trump has announced a naval blockade of Iran and, in what can only be described as a bold new frontier in unhinged foreign policy, declared that cargo...
UK Counterterrorism Police Take Over Ann Widdecombe Murder Case
A murder investigation into the death of a 78-year-old former British politician just got a whole lot darker. British counterterrorism police have taken over...
Warren to Dimon: Did Epstein Help You Lobby the British Government?
A newly surfaced 2009 email suggests that Jeffrey Epstein, convicted child sex trafficker, may have been backstage-directing JPMorgan Chase's lobbying strategy...
The Last Wild River in the West Is Running Out of Time
There is exactly one river left in the entire Colorado River basin that still flows the way rivers are supposed to flow, unblocked by giant dams, unsliced by...
Congress Returns to a Dumpster Fire With One Less Firefighter
Lindsey Graham died Saturday at 71, and Congress showed up Monday to discover that one of the few people holding the Republican legislative agenda together by...
ICE Shoots and Kills Someone in Maine. One Person Dead.
Someone is dead in Biddeford, Maine after an ICE operation ended with a shooting Sunday morning. State Police are on scene. The FBI is expected to investigate....
Yellowstone Bison Launches 65-Year-Old Grandpa 8 Feet in the Air
A bull bison at Yellowstone National Park picked a man up with its horns, launched him eight feet into the air, and flipped him over, because nature does not...
Russia's FSB Caught Running Cyberwar Across 9 EU Countries
Russia's intelligence services have apparently been running a continent-wide sabotage operation against Europe's railways, power grids, and government...
Trump Packed a Chemical Safety Board With Scientists Paid by the Chemical Industry
The Trump administration has loaded the EPA's top chemical safety board with scientists who are financially tied to the exact companies those scientists are...
A Former KKK Hall in Texas Is Becoming an Arts Center
A building where the Ku Klux Klan once held its klavern meetings in Fort Worth, Texas, is being converted into an arts and community center. That sentence is...
Federal Prison Guards Control the Paperwork That Lets Them Get Away With Assault
A federal prison guard in California punched an inmate in the face over a straw sunhat, then allegedly had him sexually assaulted in a camera-free hallway...
1 in 3 Americans Are Missing Grocery Payments While SNAP Loses 5 Million People
One in ten American adults is taking out loans to buy food. A third of them missed a payment on those loans last year. And Congress just threw five million...
Sam Neill, 78, Dies Suddenly After Beating Cancer That Should Have Killed Him
Sam Neill, the actor who outran dinosaurs on screen and beat a rare blood cancer in real life, died suddenly in Sydney on Monday at the age of 78. His family...
McConnell, 84, Admits He Was 'Briefly Unconscious' After Fall He Hid for 4 Weeks
Mitch McConnell spent four weeks telling the American public precisely nothing about why he was hospitalized, and now we know why: he fell, lost consciousness,...
Made a US-Only Monopoly. Still Had to Import the Dice.
A board game company tried to prove you could manufacture Monopoly entirely in the United States to escape Trump's seven-figure tariff bill. It took more than...
Billings Hit 110°F and Salt Lake Shattered a Record From 1960
Salt Lake City just logged the hottest temperature in its recorded history. Billings, Montana hit 110 degrees. And 58 million Americans woke up Sunday under...
Senegal Is Beating a Parasite With Fish. America Spent Billions on Bombs.
A team of scientists in Senegal has figured out that you can fight a parasitic worm that burrows through human skin by dumping nearly 2,000 fish into a rice...
A T. Rex Named Gus Just Sold for $30M and Science Is Furious
Somewhere right now, a very wealthy person is deciding whether a 67-million-year-old apex predator would look good in their foyer. 'Gus,' a 38-foot...
America's Last Iron Lung Survivor Is Gone at 78
Martha Lillard was told she wouldn't survive past 20. She made it to 78, outliving that prediction by nearly six decades, outliving the disease that paralyzed...
Paramount Threatens to Ditch California Over $110B Merger Fight
California is about to find out what happens when you pick a fight with a $110 billion merger and the guy writing the checks has a perfectly good studio lot in...
Christopher Nolan Got Rejected by Film School. Now He's Adapting Homer.
Christopher Nolan has made 13 films, won 18 Academy Awards, and grossed over $6 billion at the box office. Film school told him no thanks. In a new 60 Minutes...
Josh Shapiro Wants to Fight for the Soul of the Democratic Party (Just Not Yet)
Josh Shapiro thinks the Democratic Party is at a crossroads. He thinks 2028 could be a once-in-a-generation reckoning over what the party actually stands for....
McConnell, 84, Was Unconscious for a Month Before Telling Anyone
Mitch McConnell fell down, went unconscious, got carted to the hospital, spent weeks there, caught pneumonia, moved to a rehab center, and then waited almost a...
2,000 Roadside Signs Hold Georgia's Messy Revolutionary War Secret
Georgia had a complicated relationship with the American Revolution. Like, genuinely weird and contradictory in ways that your high school history class...
Keystone Pipeline Killed 2,700 Animals. The Fine Is $27M.
A Canadian pipeline company dumped nearly half a million gallons of crude oil into a Kansas creek, killed or harmed over 2,700 animals, and rendered an entire...
1,200 'Nonpartisan' DOJ Alumni Sign Anti-Blanche Letter, Including Lori Lightfoot
More than 1,200 former Department of Justice employees signed a letter this week demanding the Senate reject Todd Blanche's nomination as Attorney General,...
Parasite Hits 31 States and Nobody Knows What Food Is Doing It
A parasitic intestinal illness has spread to 31 states, sickened at least 843 people, hospitalized 86 of them, and federal health authorities still have no...
Veterans Are Refusing Burial at Arlington Over Trump's Vanity Arch
Veterans who earned the right to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery are now saying they'd rather skip it, because Donald Trump wants to plant a 250-foot...
Trump Uses Graham's Eulogy to Lobby for His Own Voting Bill
Lindsey Graham died on Saturday. By Sunday morning, Donald Trump was on national television explaining how inconvenient that was for his voting bill. The...
Lindsey Graham Died Hours After Getting Trump's OK to Sanction Russia
Lindsey Graham spent Friday on the phone from Kyiv, buzzing with excitement because the Trump White House had finally given him the go-ahead on his Russia...
Flesh-Eating Fly Is Back and We Only Have 1/5 the Sterile Bugs Needed to Stop It
A flesh-eating parasitic fly that burrows into living animals and eats them from the inside has now been detected in 34 animals across the United States, and...
This English Professor Has Been Gored Multiple Times and Cannot Stop Going Back
An English professor from Chicago has spent twenty years running directly at large, angry bulls in Spain, been gored at least twice, came within three inches...
NJ Firefighters Spent 40 Years Fighting Fires With Cancer in a Can
For roughly four decades, firefighters across New Jersey ran into burning buildings wearing PFAS-soaked gear and blasting PFAS-laced foam at the flames, then...
200 Kids Airlifted by Black Hawks After '1-in-1,000-Year' Flood Swamps Missouri Summer Camp
Eight military helicopters had to airlift more than 200 children out of a Missouri summer camp this week after overnight storms dropped up to 12 inches of rain...
Gunman Opens Fire at Toronto Salsa Festival, Kills 2 and Vanishes
Someone brought a gun to a salsa festival in Toronto on Saturday night and used it. At least two people are dead, four more are wounded, and as of this...
Die-Hard 49ers Fans Just Bought Their Biggest Rival for $9.6 Billion
Vinod Khosla and his family spent thirty years as San Francisco 49ers season ticket holders, cheered against the Seahawks every single time those teams met,...
England's World Cup Goal Shouldn't Have Counted. It Did.
England is in the World Cup semifinals. Jude Bellingham has six tournament goals. And one of those goals almost certainly should not have stood, because the...
The Guggenheim Has Legionnaires'. Yes, That Guggenheim.
The Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, one of the most recognizable buildings on earth, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, a Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece that has...
Too Scared to Dance? VR Will Now Humiliate You in Private
Wedding season is here, which means millions of Americans are currently staring down the barrel of a reception dance floor with the quiet desperation of a man...